Attention all my loyal subjects!!! Would you kiss my royal boot for a hundred pi!

Question:

Attention all my loyal subjects!!! Would you kiss my royal boot for a hundred pieces of gold?

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I put them in washing machine so they are sqeaky clean. :P

Answers: Yeah, but you can keep the gold! I'd do it for free! when hell freezes over old man! nope, but i would kick your butt for 100 pieces I would do it for one piece of gold your majesty! no As long as you don't make me lick them.... yea. 100 pieces of Gold could go pretty far.... Depends on how large the gold is, I could really use some cash right now... no boot kissing................ here keep the gold How about for your bank account details and sort code? 1/2 in advance and the rest due upon completion of the task . . If I have to kiss your boot, you better be expecting a knuckle sandwich!

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