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Answers: LMAO. First you gotta order some gnarly pizza, then you gotta get a green shell and a turtle body, learn how to fight ninja style, and tie a colored bandana around your eyes. Sooo gnarly dude.

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First you have to be a genetically mutated turtle.Are you that yet?

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you have to start off in a sewer and get chemical spill on you first!!

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r u serious???

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go to target and buy the costume

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happy halloween

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First they would have to let you out of your padded cell....how likely is that???

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aha.
i love it.
wow, i dont know if i can be of any help..
cause i'm a secret pink ninja turlte..
i dont know how to be just a ninja turtle...
but you just gotta be cool, in order to be one..
tehehehhee.
and you have to be pretty//hott
kay? hope that helps.
and if your not hott...then i'm sorry..
there is no room in this world, for ugly ninja turtles.

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become a ninja squirrel instead. turtle heads have too many bad connotations

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