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Answers: help! im scared! how do i make him stop doing that?!

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keep him in the backyard, and make people pay to see him.

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break up with him

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dump him! he's a clown..

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what ??? does he try to lick his balls too? send him to the circus or maybe scratch his ear. does he have arms?

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not normal

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take a rolled up newspaper and tap his nose!

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With a guy like that you'll never need someone to make you laugh, lol.

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lol you're dating a contortionist :D that made me laugh. In public?? Sorry that would be an interesting sight to see. Anyway, um, confront him about it and good luck keeping a straight face about it because I sure couldn't.

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Stop feeding him dog food and letting him sniff your @ss

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as long as he's house trained i wouldnt worry much...he IS house trained isnt he?

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Just treat him like a dog

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Be proud! he IS a good contortionist.

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lol. thats funny. dump him! unless you love him. then i spose you could say something to him, to try and change his mind about it OR just deal with it. otherwise dump him.. thats kinda weird!

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Wow, when he pee, does he lift a leg up? Does he like trees & fire hydrants?
If all the anwser are yes, u have a dog for a bf...u need to get a lease & a dog license...or dump him at the pound.
Seriously, talk to him, he might just be fooling around & thinks u like it,,,if he still does it,,,sent for the dog catcher,,,

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I've never seen or heard of this before. It is definitely not normal.

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Try some flea powder....or some Advantage-?.

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Call the S.O.S

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