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Answers: 1 - get married
2 - says no to a woman's offer of a good time
3 - disloyal to Queen and country
4 - return the car
5 - display fear
6 - miss the target
7 - die

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he doesn't call
doesn't write me either
never tells me he loves me
never visits
never acknowledges me
never accepts my dinner invitations
and never even calls me by my name

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Surrender.
Call for help.
F uck ugly women.
F uck ugly men.
F uck good-looking men.
Two more?
Sweat.
Sign autographs.

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1.Date teenagers
2.Date old women
3.Make love with M
4.Dont kiss the girl after the movie
5.Let the bad bondgirl survive at the end of the movie
6.Look young (becausehe is old)
7.Eat Strawberry Sundae

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watch Dancing with the Stars
clean his own house
babysit his nieces and nephews
shop at second hand stores
eat at Mc Donalds
drink stirred martinis
go toNASCAR races.

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take a leak, poo, fart, gay, in love, take viagra tho he needs it now, polish his boss's balls.

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Break-dances.
Plays air hockey.
Drinks Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
The Curly Shuffle.
Writes fan letters to wrestling magazines.
Reads "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret."
Origami.

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swear
get emotionally involved
lose
die
drive the same car
use the same weapons
catch HIV

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He doesn't cuss, shout, talk to himself, use a computer, insult pretty women, drive bad cars, or wear cheap clothes.

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pump his own gas
break wind
belch
play the banjo
break dance
do dishes
wear a tutu

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Yodel
Roller skate
Smoke crack
Write his name in pee in the snow
Drink untill he pukes
Fly Coach
Eat beef jerky

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