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Answers: "AAAAGGGHHHHHH" very loudly

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you tosser! that's my bad ear!

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lol

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Spider alert.

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OMG.

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Ahhh headach
X...Snoozie...X :O)

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I would think I've just sat on you.

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" I'm going to strangle that person if they don't shut the hell up right now! "

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Perfecto reaction to the wedgie I just gave ya...=)

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Big Brother's on again.

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Orgasm (pmsl)

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god! do you have to be sooooooo loud?

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You're constipated.

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poop! you just made me spill my gin! thanks a lot.

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hehe weird

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impossible

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you prat.

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He`s behind oh no he isn` t oh yes he is umper umper stick it up your jumper. nothing personal just reminds me of pantomime.

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You couldn't hold it! its going down your leg!

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you poser where yer pink tints gone

how well do youn like hospital food pmsl

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A whole lot of things. You better take me to the hospital cos you have bursted my ear drum. pmsl.

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You've caught yourself in your zipper!

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have you just your glasses off and see what i really look like?

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..my feelings entirely.....

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You've got a very sore throat.

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You've just seen me with no clothes on?

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You have just seen your reflection in a mirror !

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how you will end up with two BLACK EYES, if you do that again, hehehe

have a star

xxxxxxxxxxxx

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ooh you made me jump.

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You've lost your rose tinted specs! Or you've just stuck your palate knife through your canvas!!

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Oh Dear... Is there something wrong?

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G sharp, in a minor key...then I put my capo on the fourth fret and jam a guitar accompaniment. The bass and drums should come in after the eighth bar, and then all hell breaks loose!

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