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Answers: Not the ACLU... they live on Endor.

And they technically aren't animals (in the PETA sense), but PETA tends to stick their nose up anything fuzzy, so I'm sure they would have their backs.

Not that they would need it, Ewoks are pretty feisty. I would know, after all I AM an Ewok Wrangler, certified.

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I think Jawas are

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Technically yes. This is a pretty strange question though.

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is this a yes or no OR this or that question

my answer is maybe this or that

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PETA would kill them like they do everything else .. Thats why they have a 10% sucess rate

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Probably the ACLU. I heard of a case in which an Ewok was fired from his job at Target for speaking Yub Nub... on his break, even!

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Arent they already both protecting chewbacca?

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Neither, they're too violent.

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they would be protect by people for the ethical treatment of creatures from the forest moon of endor.

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PETA

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The thought of Peta makes me shiver. They really should try to eat some meat. Yoda protects the ewoks who better Yoda can levitate etc...

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It depends on the state.

In California Peta would protect them under the umbrella of endagered species provisions of the state constitution-Wicket himself helped push for this legislation.

However in Alabama Ewoks are still not allowed to drink from the same water fountains as other non furry bipeds-fountains are labelled "People" and "Critters" as far north as Montgomery.

In South Carolina many Ewoks have sold out donning the rebel emblazoned state flag on their 4X4 landspeeders and nitrous oxide AT-AT's (which by the way is a slap in the face to the EPA as Nitrous is a green house gas). Many Ewoks have also been known to have a cartoon character of Wicket standing beside the rebel flag on a license plate on the front of their vehicle wearing a decidedly Imperial looking battle costume with the caption "Forget? To hell with that!"

Though many states such as Florida haven't had that much of an issue with Ewoks as the vast majority of its residents have impaired vision and hearing-so mostly they've been taken on as pets and treated like royalty. It's not uncommon to see an old Jewish lady from New York walking an Ewok on the sidewalk in West Palm Beach with it wearing a custom sweater that says "mommy's baby".

So really its up in the air nationally-sad but true.

HILARIOUS QUESTION MAN! I love you for it-I laughed myself out of my chair when I read it.

peace,
Dwight

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"Try to keep up okay."

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I think the PTA if we sell enough candy bars I am sure we can save one two ewoks.

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i'm going with the ACLU on this one (as long as there are no 'white' ewoks) - PETA would not tolerate the suede garments worn by the ewoks

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I have tried Captain McCain's recipe and the only thing I would add is a little fresh basil, it helps with the gamey taste.

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