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Answers: A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey.

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Quit now! while your ahead

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Eat and ye shall poo.

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never put a sock in a toaster

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a stich in time saves 9

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'A friend's eye is a good mirror'
--Irish proverb

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Proverbs 31

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Now wash your hands.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

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I like:
The people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
It's not a proverb as such... I saw it on a skate vid.

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'It's hard to keep the squirrels on the ground
when the nuts are in the trees!"

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Two birds in the bush are more fun than one in the hand.

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Never bait God.

God may open a window when he closes a door but he's waiting on the other side to slam it down on your neck.

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Whatever you do, do it with all your might.

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The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune,
told to me when young by an elderly aunt

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your mouth writes cheques your body cant cash

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The nail that sticks out will always be hammered down

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when you can take the pebble from my hand, it is time for you to leave

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i can resist everything except temptation

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a freind in need is a...pest!!

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I am trying to chose. I have so many.

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A women's work is never done.........because it is true!

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its mind over matter, if you dont mind, it dont matter

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Man who drop watch in toilet, have shitty time.

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"Take care of the pennies and the ￡s will look after themselves "!

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We have one chance at life and we blow it

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~~~ "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial proverb

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"Beware of people who dislike cats." - Irish proverb ~~~

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