I would like to announce that I am now taking applications for Professional Cork!
Question: Those bloody little wretches get me every time... I swear, getting into a bottle of wine is like trying to get into a nuns underwear drawer... :-/
Answers: Those bloody little wretches get me every time... I swear, getting into a bottle of wine is like trying to get into a nuns underwear drawer... :-/
I am quite the fan of wine, but got sick of cork inside the bottle and then in my mouth and then in my puke, so I bit the bullet and spent 40 bucks at Sharper Image on a battery operated one that does it for me, you just insert the bottle in the hole.
ummmm wow-could this be any more pornographic? Yes it can, once you insert it in the hole, then the sweet sweet juice will flow.
Thank you.
I hope this helped.
I do too..
Those tiny things know how to work out nerves eh?!
I'm interested but I'd like to see the nun first please.
For my first job as a restaurant server I had to open bottles of wine at the table with everyone watching. Since I had never opened any before I struggled badly.
The bartender noticed and made me open every bottle of wine for the entire weekend until I got it right.
I now consider myself a pro! I'll be on your wine-opening staff.
What is the pay and benefits package!