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Answers: LOL, are you a lap dog?

Be warned: I know basic self-defense.

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absolutely... you just invaded my safe place

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I would slap you.

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You're dead...

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No, id laugh... if i knew u... otherwise id b scared...

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I'd karate chop you

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What?! I'd be more shocked than angry, I think. Then I'd probably just start laughing.

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Mad not the word it be more then mad.

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No - you'd probably go to the A&E dept.

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depends how you do it. doesnt it? i mean if it was slow but sexy then that would be different than if u just rean up to some one, slobbered them and ran off again! lol

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Kung-fu & u'll be history

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No, I been looking to have it out with someone and you sound like the PERFECT one to have it out with.

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I'd pull your tongue out so hard that you'd turn inside out, unless you are a pooch that learned English and computers... then, I'd be more forgiving and sell you to a carnival.

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Somehow i don't think you would want to do that!!!
I tend to get a wet nose some days and knowing your luck that would be one of those days!!!

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If i my nose is running: No.

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How very odd to say the least!

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i would if you sniffed my butt and started humping my leg

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Depends on what you look like. If you looked good to me, I'd lick you right back.

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that's disturbing

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Depends, how is your oral hygiene?

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