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Answers: And do you just clock out and grab your pictures and go or do you play along and give them the sample and hope for the best?

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I blame it on the poppy seed bagels

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No but your question made me laugh!

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nope they never do that too us

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no, because it takes several days to get the drug test back.

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I use to be airforce, and I was the only one out of all my friends to get piss tested. All my friends are white and I am half-black, half-white. Kawinky dink.

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I think a surprise drug test and your last day are related.

I'd try to bluff my way out.

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No! They lock the doors no on in and no one out until everyone has been tested and documented.

They have monitors to watch the pee actually come out of your body into the cup and back into the hands of the testing official.

I work for the Goverment. (army strong)

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it's not legal to do that here

they might get away with making you do that in a job where you were working with vulnerable people or something but in a regular 9 to 5 white collar job - absolutly unthinkable.

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My employers is welcome to check my urine whenever it feels the urge.

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It's you last day, tell them not to waste their money drug testing you. Just refuse, what can they do fire you?

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some times it is the day that they drug test you , but usually it is unlikely x

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no, but good sense of humor

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I have a set up like in the movie Gattaka, pouches of urine strapped to my back at all times, with a geneticaly clean wheelchair guy at home not doing drugs and filling them up for me every day.

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Don't clock out dude - just leave. Take your computer with you too.

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I don't keep personal things at work for this very reason. There is no hope when it comes to drug testing.

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my employer is too cheap for that (and raises, vacations, sick days, modern equipment, training, vehicles)

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I'd make a quick dash for the door w/o my stuff ... I don't need them to know i'm 15x over the limit ....

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I keep a ziploc bag of pee in my desk for just such an occasion. On the day in question I simply zip through the break room and warm it up in the microwave to make it seem more realistic. Messed up one time and boiled a hole in the bag!! You think cleaning grape soda out of the freezer is a mess!

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I would happily give them a sample....as long as my boss was the one holding the specimen cup.

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heck no, I wouldnt take a job that had any chance of drug testing me EVER

If I get hurt, I blame it on my cat at home

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I keep compromising pictures of my boss for just this scenario.

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lol..it was the bagel...it had poppy seeds on it..

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is that why they've closed the bathrooms and given us all bedpans around here?

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No worries on this end there is only one person here who could pass a drug test. Will give you a hint it's not me or my boss.

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Yep. Would be my last day. But thankfully, I always choose to work at the places where everyone smokes treefer, and the boss agrees we all do better work stoned. When I was a teen, I worked at a place where the manager brought in a 2 foot bong for us!!

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I play along, and always get a date out of the chick that has to stand there and watch you pee

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