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Answers: The person with the most thumbs ups within 4 hours gets the best answer!

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Pudding pops articulate by yellow billboards on deciduous asphalt.

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The toilet needs scrubbing. Are YOU willing to do it?!?!?!

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Yes, The pope does wear a silk thong.

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A pig fell in the mud.

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I want to marry your footsteps

-said by my fiance at the casino the other week

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My big toe hurts!

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Two old laddies, sitting in the sand.
Each one wishing the other was a man.

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it was me who watched you sleep last night

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How discombobulated do you want me to be? :)

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One day, at band camp......

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Jesus loves you, the rest of us think your an idiot!!

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All jokes aside, am I playing career Russian Roulette?

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ish billy oaten dotin'
wallop n deetin' datten
wallop n choo.

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