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Answers: get my birthday cards to me on time that I am expecting from you all 2 weeks today, you may need to post them early,,,large packages could take longer,,,,

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Oh yes how could I forget. 29th October.

21 + VAT +TAX + ?? = Happy Murcia.

Yes and those wrinkles are actually laughter lines.

The mirror will have a few tales to tell. Mine does. Here's what happened to me on my last birthday.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!


LMAO!!! LOL

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To avoid any delay, I'll wish you many happy returns today :)

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I`m sending it by Securicor. It`ll get there.

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Will be in the post first thing in the morning for you

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I admire your cheek. .lol
A ecard will have to do and I wasn't sending you a parcel. :)

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No problem, Can't send it today as I've just missed the post.........I'll do it tomorrow after work. Happy days.

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Don't worry I'll send it by courier. expensive but worth I feel! :-D

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LET ters pray the strikes over then.lol

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Damn, forgot to put a stamp on it, am running to the post box as i type this, pant pant,

have a star

xxxxxxxxxx

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sounds like a job for the Y,P,D.

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HINT HINT. I'll have mine delivered to you by hot air balloon. It will hover over your house and lower the massive package right in front of your door.Careful when you open it though because the pretty girl inside doesn't want her ruby red lipsick smudging !!

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i think it would get to you fast if i delivered it myself

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Don't worry, sending mine by pigeon post. It may take about twenty of them to get it off the ground, but....by the way, do you have a suitable spot at home to display the crown jewels?

If you spot a hint in my answer as to what your present might be, pretend you didn't notice...wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!

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