How often does this happen? You catch your imaginary boyf trying to get some str!
Question: "I'm sorry baby, you know you're my number one. I'll make it up to you. You want a turn with the tire iron? You deserve it. "
Answers: "I'm sorry baby, you know you're my number one. I'll make it up to you. You want a turn with the tire iron? You deserve it. "
Omg I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!! My gut hurts so bad. I haven't laughed like this in forever.
LOL -- not too often.
Does the hospital know you're accessing the internet?
erm, how about never ?
Aren't you supposed to be poppin' some imaginary brats out?
Ha, well the first time they call their daddy to come make them breakfast, since they just walked in on mommy after she ODed on some strange pills she got from the plumber she just screwed in exchange for fixing the leaky bathtub (since she spent all the child support money on high-end manwhores), I'll be calling protective services, and they will be mine!
It happens a lot...I am going to replace him soon.
that's textbook material. pssht...i swear, dont give it up to him for at least a week and see how he acts then.
i would probably take a turn with the tire iron.
No, that has never happened to me. I think you may need a new imaginary boyfriend.
O I no. my bf Ted, the wall, had Floora all up on him and he didn't say a word. he just let the floor grind up against him. i wasn't going to take it, so I left him for the sexy old man in my attic, he treats me like a lady.
lol-funny...
nope never had that happen
Most guys are trying to score strange because they think they can get away with it
It doesn't happen very often for me...I'd need an imaginary boyfriend first before I could come up with any dialog for him.
hmm....imaginary boyfriend?
hmmm....asking you a question.....hmmmm
does anyone else see the problem here?
LOLOLOLOL...good one We are all mad....
He's just trying to hold back your reamy goodness, by keeping you imaginarily pregnant & barefoot. What a SOB...but at least he has respectable taste in a baseball team, could be worse like the Sox...either of 'em.
I missed typed and said "reamy" instead of "creamy", but it fits too.
Well if you have an imaginary boyfriend just ignore the comment and go on with your life.
Take the tire iron!! and then leave the SOB!