If your pet could talk for one minute,what would you say or ask it?!
Question: Shut up I'm watching t.v
Answers: Shut up I'm watching t.v
Who was my ex husband in bed with while i was at work???
why can you talk?
When you lick me is it 'coz ya love me or 'coz ya want food , hmmmmmmm??
xxoo
Can you please stop waking me up at 3am you can wait til 7 for some bloody food!! And if you must lick your bits please do it in the other room!?
I wormed you last week, why cant you stop scratching your *** ??
i'm not your pet but hello anyways
Sorry about the peanut butter thing....
why do you take a big **** right outside of the doorstep??
i would ask it how it feels like being a slave and being seperated from family
why don't you feed me?
I would ask, why is it so bad that you have to scratch continually at the back door to come in as soon as you have gone out, does my head in!!
"What is the meaning of life?"
"Your opinion on the theory of relativity."
"How can we end world hunger?"
"What is the resolution to todays economic issues?"
that i really really love her!!
to be quiet.
I have a 16-year-old cat, and I would REALLY like to know how he's feeling these days, and if there's any place that hurts so that I can help if possible!
I also have 2-year-old cat, and I don't think she sees very well, so I would like to ask her how MUCH she can see.
i would say that i am glad that i have her and ask her if she wanted to have babies and if she would be a Good mommy
and tell her if she stops going in the house, I'll buy her any treat she wants
Why do i think you are my Mother?.You dont look like me at all.
I have a Cockatiel.
To stop snoring so damn loud....and what is it like to have only 3 legs,does it make you feel like less of a doggy?
How do you predict natural disasters?
We could save so much people if we could find out how pets can predict natural disasters.
what is the secret of your cuteness and is it all part of taking over the world??
I would say........ WTF ???
Then I would tell it to go poo on the neighbours lawn & not mine !!!!
Then the mutt, would turn around & tell me to shut the hell up..
& tell me to stop feeding him the cheap dog food & then he might think about it !!
I'd ask it to quit systematically destroying my place with its claws...specifically, my genuine leather couch...
And ask it why it's not afraid of me...after all...I'm much bigger than it...but it doesn't seem to take that into consideration...my threats fall on deaf kitty ears...
id probably why do u have to bark when theres something on tv
whats it like to do the toilet in the street and then somebody
else picks it up for you
Teach it to use the toilet and flush.
Why do you keep on spaying over my neighbours bmw?
i would ask my pet rock if it liked `the rolling stones ` lol
Graham the hamster..why do you make so much noise on that bl**dy wheel during the night.
why the hell do you insist on jumping against the window while im on yahoo answers?
I would ask Precious why she is so unhappy and antisocial. She's such a wonderful little cat, but, since we've added a young tom (neutered) to the household, she's withdrawn more and more. When we capture her and bring her in the house to lie on the pillow next to me, she's blissful! She purrs, reaches out her little paws for me to pet her and sleeps peacefully. Yet, if we put her to bed in the garage, she goes into hiding again! (By the way, our garage is for our pets, not the car.)
After my many years of having cats as pets, I'm stumped. I don't know how to fix this problem. I hate having her so withdrawn, but by now, she should have made friends with him. *SIGH* Poor Precious...