I have Viking ancestry as evidenced by my last name...Do you think that could be!
Question: ...I look so damn dashing in a Viking Horned Helmet, and I'm hung like da' Buffalo...?
Answers: ...I look so damn dashing in a Viking Horned Helmet, and I'm hung like da' Buffalo...?
you look better with a horn and a tail..JK
It certainly explains your massive ego and boastful nature
Maybe it's because you're a shortass and you get the urge to ransack and pillage whenever you travel abroad.
That's right. Burn, pilage, and plunder. Leave big hickies on all the women.
could be why you like men! Sicko!
half those "bison" are female...which half are you hung like?
EDIT-what he meant to say was a "buffalo style chicken wing"
Vladenheurden...(spelling?) That's the hat with horns. I too am of Viking descent
so is there not such a hat or helmet in the guys avatar wardrobe section?
could ya try one on and give us a modeling show?
a friend and myself have some of that blood,but we're both small people with much taller siblings,those vikings will steal anything,even your height and girth.