If you were stuck out in the woods and had no toilet paper..and there were only !
Question: what would you do?
Answers: what would you do?
Scoot on the ground - hope nobody was watching. :o)
use my hand.
Off with the boxers, use those, then throw them away
I would use my socks.
Wipe my *** with my boxers/underwear and bury them or throw them away!
depends on the situation if it was Number 1 I'd let it drip, if it was Number 2, guess I would take off the underwear and use it, and hope it's not a thong...lol
I'd just haul up my pants and find the nearest pond or lake to wash up in
I would use my socks or my bra.
use the money in my wallet = money well spent
i would kneel forwards, putting my bare anus into the air to let it dry. then I would walk home and clean the crusties off in a steamy crap shower
eat some applesause
yell for my husband & say hey throw your shirt here for a second & then turn it inside out wipe & then turn it back & give it back to him muhahaha
Be patient and wait quietly for an unsuspecting furry woodland animal to pass by...
find a creek and wash meself
Tear a piece of your shirt sleeve and use.
If I had antibacterial handsoap and water, I'd just use my hand. Otherwise I'd just use whatever cloth I could find that was the most convenient.
Well I sure wouldn't use the poison ivy leaves, cause then I'd have an even bigger problem!!
this has never bothered me before
you are very imaginative!!!! lol/
just let it go hard for a while before putting my trousers back on are you sure you want to know this