Could you write me a little poem that sums up your day?!
Question: IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs on faceless guillotines,
If you can trust yourself when people doubt Yahoo,
But make allowance for Trolls and their silly schemes;
If you can rebuild your web and not be tired of spinning,
Or be washed down the spout, but not let your spirit wallow,
Or to run the 6 legged race, but not focus on winning,
And take your medicine, even if its hard to swallow:
If you can Answer & not let Answers be your master;
If you can aim for the Stars & not make Stars your game;
If you can meet with Charlie & the Yamster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by Reporters to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your time to, broken,
And build 'em up with spades & worn-out tools:
Answers: IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs on faceless guillotines,
If you can trust yourself when people doubt Yahoo,
But make allowance for Trolls and their silly schemes;
If you can rebuild your web and not be tired of spinning,
Or be washed down the spout, but not let your spirit wallow,
Or to run the 6 legged race, but not focus on winning,
And take your medicine, even if its hard to swallow:
If you can Answer & not let Answers be your master;
If you can aim for the Stars & not make Stars your game;
If you can meet with Charlie & the Yamster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by Reporters to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your time to, broken,
And build 'em up with spades & worn-out tools:
There once was a man from Nantucket......
Computer applications is fun
I just ate a piece of gum...
kj is really dumb
i wish i had a gun
Someone asked for a poem,
So here I am at home,
But I really need a comb,
I think it's time to roam.
In other words: I am at home, need to brush my hair and get going. I've got things to do today.
Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?
Coppers have a daytime beat
Kids will have their lunchtime treat
Players make their day by scoring
To me this day is just plain boring.
Screeching wakes my ears
The sun is not to be found
Sitting surrounded by grey
I yawn and start my day
A TRUE STORY....UHHHH....POEM
(It's actually more of a song?)
My dishwasher's on the blink.
I'm so busy I can barely think.
My entire house is a mess....I must confess. (do do do do)
I shouldn't be on this machine.
But at least my body's clean.
I just took a bath and now I have to laugh. (rub a dub dub)
The tub is beginning to leak.
It sounds like it wants to speak.
Hey,Sunshine!!! Bless your heart....
We're all falling apart!! ( Me, too, baby. Me, too!)
So I'm waiting for the repairman.
I'm slipping into dispair, man.
But I think I'll play my guitar and write a song. (do do do do)
Oh , he just called on the phone.
Got lost couldn't find my home.
Oh that's right, I still don't have my address up on my house.
The doorbell is ringing!! My heart will soon be singing.
Clean forks and knives and spoons......and , hmmmmmmm,
? Do do do do ?