QUICK!!! where are you going to hide?!


Question: Jehova's witnesses are at the door!


Answers: Jehova's witnesses are at the door!

this actually happened
i was drawing a fowl (removing chickens innards to you)
door bell went, and thinking it was my daughter and her husband went and opened door one hand covered with with muck and gore, other hand holding large knife
spotting copy of watchtower clenched in one of the women's hands i quickly explained that i was a diabalist, and had just sacrificed a goat, and that the devil in his wisdom had clearly sent the two ladies to join me in an orgy to the greater glory of the Lord of misrule.
they did not stop to exchange pleasantries, nor have i been disturbed since

In the castle at the back of my house....

Behind the sofa!

In my Bedroom so they can't look through the windows

under any skirt.

under the desk.

They won't stay very long on my door mat, believe me...

in the Jehova's a*ss

Nowhere. I never answer the door, without secretely peeking out the bedroom window.

HIDE!!!??? I'm going to the door naked with strawberry glaze smeared all over me and a cordial invitation for them to join my church!

Hide? My dog will scare them away.

I am not hiding!!! I will sit on the couch, in front of the window by my front door . I will flip them the bird and not get up.... they will go away eventually

invite them in and start acting crazy......they'll leave you alone then,

offer them vodka and sex...in case that doesn't work

answer the door naked

Hide,i'll just cover my eyes,if I can't see them,they can see me...I am invisible >_>...<_<...>_>;;

i'll open the door and tell them to f8ck off or i can legally punch them up

Under my bed lol

In your pants

;-)

I'll just answer the door with my Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast" T-shirt on and something appropriate on the stereo. they won't stay long...

ill anwer the door and let them come in, then tell him that it is really annoying what they do, then offer them something to drink, like burbon or something. lol

Why should I hide in my own house? No freaking way! I'll answer the door and politely but firmly tell them to take a hike and never darken my door again!!!

you can have very interesting conversations with them when you are bored. Why dont you see it as a challenge and try and make them doubt their beliefs

Just answer the door naked and invite them in to "meet the gang".

Right here, under my duvet!



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