How can you tell if someone's a redneck?!


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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

. . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

. . . you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

. . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

. . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

if they have more broken down vehicles in their yard than they do hound dogs

Check there neck and see if is red.

get a Jeff Foxworthy tape and he'll tell you all about it

They go to family reunions to pick up chicks.

I was told us red necks don't like change.
Thats right cause I can buy more with bills!

Look & listen

Truck with Gun-Rack

to be a redneck you don't need much the will to do a farting @ss contest ,eating hog nuts,and very low IQ ,and most of all willing to fight for the spit in all the cans of beer,then screw your best friend sister and try to up her mama .As you see I too have seen a redneck ,I do live in the deep South

Ask for his ID. If he shows you his belt buckle.......

Look in the mirror

ones with broken car and talk country

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Bikers back down from your momma.

You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
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Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You mow your lawn and find a car.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.



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