Top tips part 1?!
Question: DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p*ss before the film starts. RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few bits of dog mess in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. SOLDIERS. Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint. MURDERERS. Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
Answers: DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p*ss before the film starts. RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few bits of dog mess in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. SOLDIERS. Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint. MURDERERS. Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
LMAO you get a star
thanks for the tip...
but where's your question? isnt this suppose to be YA!?
haha! very good! and how to save money on petrol.. pretend your car is broke down and get some sucker to tow you around!
Nice one :o)
you should run for u.s. president....
WELL YOUR THINKIN TONIGHT!! MAKES ME SLEEPY THINKING THAT MUCH.
hahaha...i'll keep that in mind...have a star!
You are a genius....Lol!!!!
fantastic
you missed one METH HEADS avoid the telltale sign of bad teeth simply dont pay you dealer a couple of times and he will bust them out for you and bingo no more bad teeth
or was that in part 2?