What's the funniest thing that has happened to you?!
Question: hmm...skid on ice and i stood up and fell again and again! it was funny! atleats i wernt hurt too bad! lol
Answers: hmm...skid on ice and i stood up and fell again and again! it was funny! atleats i wernt hurt too bad! lol
when i bought a lot of shopping and forget my purse at home
i died
one time.. at band camp...
nothing yet, heres hoping
Recently, I was in the checkout line at the grocery store, and I felt someone grab my behind...and I turn around to find a 2 or 3 yr. old little girl playing with the "Baby Phat" cat on my back pocket....I was being groped by a toddler in the grocery store!...her family thought it was hilarious!...lol
I work for the water department.
I parked my truck, left keys in ignition, by a big building at a corner intersection.
I walked down the street looking for a leak in the water main under the sidewalk.
My co-worker, looking back at where we parked our truck, said, "hey, what happen to the truck?" I said "what are you talking about, it is behind us." He replied "no it is not!"
I turned around, seeing NO truck, ran down the street, very upset, only to reach the corner...
The truck was parked around the corner, and two of my co-workers laughing hysterically. EVERYONE at the office heard about it and were laughing for two days. Myself included.
NEVER left the keys in the ignition again.
One time I accidentally hit the button on my automatic umbrella and it closed up and hit me in the head.
Accidently wore my shirt backwards to work.
When I was suppose to walk down the isle at my wedding with my grandfather .. They spoilt the beautiful moment by playig the Darth Vadar theme .... da dan da da dun ... yeah
Once I went clothes shopping, and you know that thing they clip on the clothes that beeps if you don't take it off before you get out? WEll I boight this really cute shirt. And apparently everyone liked it to because they were all satring at me. But my dad noticed that we didn't take the clip off.
i killed a guy when on vacation in Miami (dont be upset, you would agree that he diserved it) and when i borrowed my friend's boat to take his body out and anchor it down, some blood got on the carpet of his boat. As i was cleaning it, coast guard came by to ask questions such as why i was in the middle of nowhere.
Well to make a long story short-someone had murdered somebody and hid the body where I had my friends boat stopped, so i got questioned about that murder.
When the body of the guy i killed accidentally floated to the surface, i acted scared and surprised.
Both bodies were blamed on the guy from the day before, none on me or my friend who let me borrow the boat.
I used to work at a karate studio and everyday I would stop and order a tea (hot or iced depending on the day) at the same Starbucks on my way to the studio.
One day, I was in uniform and I was getting my iced tea and the barista (Jeremy) put my straw on top of my lid and I picked it up and it fell off. When I bent over to pick it up, some dude grabbed my butt !! So I punched him and threw my drink at him. Then Jeremy ran around the corner and made him sit in a chair until the cops got there.
Who in their right mind grabs the butt of a chick in a full karate uniform ?! You know you're gonna get kicked or punched !! Anyway, it was pretty funny.
a sea gull crapped on me at Sea World. i was 5 months pregnant, hot, and hormonal. i cried. everyone else laughed. i can laugh about it now...after all, it was 5 years ago. i don't like sea gulls anymore.
Just one? ok when i was in year 8 at school i was walking home and triped on my own feet then had to scrabble around on the floor trying to find my glasses....another time it was the last day of school and there were about 50 boys and girls in the courtyardchatting n having a laff and i got rugby tackles in to a bush...que lots of photo taking... then i burn my blazer jacket on the cooker at school in food tech and i was the one that raised the alarm because i smelt smoke...most recently i have a talk in front of 150 people and i was wearing a black skirt (looking mighty fine if i do say so myself) it was only when i got down off the stage that my mum informed me i had a giant (4inch) chocolate mark on my bum which looked an awful lot like poo. poor me... i chalange anyone to beat that!!! lol
Doubt it's the funniest thing that ever happened to me but last week I was walking down the main road txting a friend and I walked straght into a lampost! Looking back that was quite funny. Embarrasing but funny all the same lol!
Nothing funny has ever happened to me