What's the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?!
Question: ever? Not just a joke you heard, but something real that has happened to you?
Answers: ever? Not just a joke you heard, but something real that has happened to you?
I don't know if I'd be able to remember the funniest thing ever, because there have been a lot of really funny things that have happened to me. The most recent I can remember was a time when my wife and I were driving home at night after running some errands. I saw what looked like a raccoon lumbering down the street in the other direction, and I turned my head to see if that's what it was. It turned out I was right. Then all of a sudden this all-white animal jumps out in front of my car and I SLAM on the brakes and scream "HOLY [EXPLETIVE]!"
My wife was like "What!? What was it?!"
"Oh my God!"
"What was it, are you going to tell me?!"
"It was a frickin' paper towel!"
We both just started cracking up, "It was an albino one, too!"
I saw my 6 month old daughter threw up in my husband's mouth. We laughed for hours!
I was walking by this car of really good looking guys, trying to be all sexy, when all of a sudden I was on my butt in the middle of the parking lot. I had no clue what had happened. I stepped off the curb and my feet went out from under me. One of the hotties rolled down the window crying from laughing so hard and asked "ARE YOU OKAY?" I got into my car as fast as I could!
Reading the story of how Kristy's daughter threw up in Her Husbands Mouth!.
I got to university where I didnt wanna get into, but didnt got into where i tried 2 years.
i didnt think this was funny but everyone around me did........
a couple of yrs ago i was standing in the street with my friend waiting for a cab. we were there for a long time so while we were talking i kept going up & down the pavement, & i was wearing big wedge heels..... i dont know wht happened but the next thing i know i was sitting on the street with 1 of my shoes nowhere in sight till a couple of seconds later it falls next 2 me from the sky, & my friend starts laughing really loud making everyone on the street look 2 see whts so funny.... i was sooooooo embarrassed! didnt wear those shoes again!
You mean funny for other people laughing at me or with me?
At me ~ I went into a cubicle at school for a pee cos the urinals were in use. I came out, closed the door, washed my hands (obviously), and went to have my lunch. The I got my crisps (chips for Americans) out and started eating. Then I realised that someone had got some dog s**t (Possibly human) and put it on the cubicle handle for someone to put their hand in. I unfortunately had gotten this s**t on my hand, washed my hands without looking or without soap, and started eating my crisps/chips with wet s**t on my hands. I started being sick like a dog over the cafeteria floor when I realised I'd unknowingly eating crap. (As you do)
I can't think of one that people laughed with me, there's to many but the crap insident sticks to mind =S