Is this a good way to excuse myself on a first date to use the restroom?!
Question: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
Answers: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
but I would wanna watch
dont know how appropriate, but it is damn funny!!!!
who's that? Mister John?
That's the oldest one in the book
That would make me so hot...
it is funny, go for it.
clever, but it probably won't work unless she's a ****.
No, you may not use the restroom during the first date...use the empty water bottle.
Nah, I'd say ask her if she wants to hold it for you!
lol
MEH...next
uh yea..... she would be gone when you got back
that may not be such a good idea, especially when she figures out what you were talking about
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DONT KNOW WHERE HES BEEN
As long as you wash your hands afterwards I think it should work.
Dammit 6 seconds and someone stole my line.
How bout I have to go massage a one eyed monter. He is about to break out of his cage.
lmao...too funny, ya gotta use it!
HA! totally terrible way, but really funny. maybe it should wait till after they know you, as oppose to a first date. lol
Well , yeah i think so give it a try....But its kinda funny lol :)
lol...thats actually kinda funny
personally, I wouldnt want to shake hands with your buddy so Id most likely just leave while you were doing your business
Hmm though if she is kinky you may chance her just following you to the restroom so i would say Go For It!
Thats a great ice breaker she will be shaken hands with your member in no time fella
excuse me i have to powder my nuts....
Excellent. Done in very good taste.
very polite...i'm impressed
know that's funny.
NO!!!!!! If anybody said that to me I would give them a huge b*$!h slap in the face
That's an excellent excuse, and will have her wondering just who this "friend" of yours is. Hope she doesn't say "Oh, we've already met and I wasn't impressed."
I'm glad to see that you were taught some manners! Now where is this friend?
Friend,
Just say "Excuse me, but I have to use the restroom!"
You might be pointing to someone who your date actually knows, then the date turns into "ground-hog season" (Extreme chill)!
sounds good to me, i would say as long as i get to meet him i dont care what you do with him