Why won't my pet snake leave me alone at night?!


Question: Every time I go to sleep, I wake up to find it between my legs. Should I tell him to sleep in another bedroom?


Answers: Every time I go to sleep, I wake up to find it between my legs. Should I tell him to sleep in another bedroom?

You are a freak. I really hope you are talking about the snake being attached to a man!

Put it in a cage under a heat lamp.

Put him in a cage and close it so it can't be open.

sounds like fun why bother let him show affection

Do you really mean a snake? lol Yes for goodness sake

Youre a freak! lol

Thats weird and funny, but hey that's why they make cages:)

Snake's like dark places and under the covers it's very dark and warm, snakes are cold blooded creatures so they like warm areas. Put him in a cage and don't sleep with it. that might be dangerous

maybe it wants the heat.try to make a hot place to him.u can use some thing to make the cage comfortable.

haha he wants you take him

Snakes need lovin' too!!

Try to give him more attention in the daytime. Or give him a bigger cage, and give him maybe 5 or 6 playtoys.I tell you something, you can never read a snakes mind like a baby, but you can always treat him like one. I am pretty much like an expert with pets. If a man be's rude to other people they will be rude back. Same with snakes! If someone be's mean to a snake it will be rude back becuase it has a mind and it remembers how you treated it and cared for it. If you love and care for pets surely you will get loved on by them, even if they are snakes. So love and care for your animals and they will change and be obedeint and well trained.

BECAUSE.........
1: .....you didn't latch his cage.
2: ......there's a mouse living in your twat and you didn't feed him enough for dinner.
3. .....your heater/thermostat is set too low, and that's the only warm spot available.
4. .....you smell irresistibly delicious.
5. .....you don't smell
6. ....."common, girl - You know you you want it"
7. .......you don't have a "pet snake"....
cause you're really A MAN, BABY!

Tell him to sleep in another room? That might work IF your snake has ears (and a mind of it's own), can understand you, and will actually obey your commands.....

If not, better latch his cage, feed him well (never send him to bed hungry), and keep his room warm..... Or just learn to appreciate having him between your legs... can't you train him to assume a position you're comfortable with?

Or get psychiatric help.



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