What do you think the queen has in her hand bag?!
Question: AN AK-47
Answers: AN AK-47
Her reading glasses, lipstick, mirror, comb, tissues. I don't think that she carries money or car keys and what else would she need? a mobile to phone home??
not sure wot she has got but im bettin she aint got condoms, fags n the taxi fare home!!!
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like most old people, a head scarf, a tissue and a polo mint complete with fluff.
thats where she stashes all her betting slips !
A copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover.
Her crown (seriously, have you seen the size of her handbags, I bet she could fit it in there!)
Possibly some knitting needles, not to make jumpers and scarves, but just to give ol' Philip a poke now and again, before he opens his mouth and puts his politically incorrect foot in it again!
tampax
Mobile phone, ipod, packet of fags and a roll of twenties.
Her I pod and credit card
A phone,mirror purse full of credit cards, a lipstick and a check book
A Clean Hankie. A tube of Polo Mints. Her Glasses.
A nice photo of all the family. Her keys!!!!! Plus a load of
rubbish.......Well that`s whats in mine.
fags, tampax, bubble gum, clean pair of knicks in case she farts and leaves skid marks
mace to keep phillip away
Condoms,Mace and her families Iron Cross from Hitler !!!!! German Hypocrite!!!!
You don't want to know..trust me, mummy keeps all sorts of crap in there......20 B&H , a small bottle of buckfast and her matalan card......Lol