Besides crapping bacon, what other cool things do you do to seek attention?!
Question: I go door to door in my neighborhood wearing a string bikini (I'm a large woman) and sing "Me so Horny" at the top of my lungs. If I can make it through the song without having a door slammed in my face, I toss gravel and dirt onto their carpet. If they really enjoyed it, I might be so kind as to fart as I turn around. I think it just adds that special touch.
Answers: I go door to door in my neighborhood wearing a string bikini (I'm a large woman) and sing "Me so Horny" at the top of my lungs. If I can make it through the song without having a door slammed in my face, I toss gravel and dirt onto their carpet. If they really enjoyed it, I might be so kind as to fart as I turn around. I think it just adds that special touch.
I can't say that I have ever crapped bacon(maybe cuz I dont check the crap! lol)~but boobs seem to get me A LOT of attention and free drinks!
Wow Buk,,,you're on level 2...don't blow it with your assinine questions!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can lay golden eggs, thats pretty cool
I click my ruby slippers 3 times and say...
I don't have to do too much, just make sure I maintain my fat body...people are always lookin at me. lol.
I can play "Wipeout" on the drums with my chestises.
Sometimes when I want my hubby's attention, I moon him. hehehe
It works too. lol
Flash my pumpkins
l think you got a bacon fettish!!
I Crap a whole pig!
I wouldn't say crapping bacon is cool but. Flashing can be fun.lol
Crapping a peach pit while wearing tassels on my tig bitties.
I lick my own eyeballs.
I just enjoy being my cute, sweet, kind, loving, gentle, giving self and I get all kinds of attention!
Well Buk, I ask bizarre questions that have no answers, and tap dance in public. And if that doesn't get me the attention I crave, I'll pretend I'm channeling Ellenor Roosevelt.
Me - seek attention? Come on Buk. I usually just **wiggle my toes**. ?
I "bronze" my turds and sell them on EBay!
I just copy everything you say cause I'm not very creative...
you know, sausage, canes, beets, pantless,...
I pick up straight men, get 'em drunk, take 'em home, tie 'em up, and when they wake up I force them to watch me rehearse my "Six-Hour Salute to Judy Garland," the act I'll be touring next year to the more upscale Travelodge's and Howard Johnson's from coast to coast.
I'm a biter.
Would you mind if I scrape some of that dirt off your neck, then I can show you how much fun biting is.
I don't know how the attention happens,ever,as I tend to run screaming to hide whenever a man speaks to me.
They seem to think it's a game of hide and seek,..it's just too weird to me,lmao,men!
i like to drink too much the puke in the shape of states... i've done Texas and rhode island...once i thought i got florida, but there was argument that it looked more like california, so that one doesn't count... and if no one is paying attention after that i just pull my shirt up over my head and run down the road yelling" the British are coming!" "the British are coming!" the people really like that one....
I'm trying my hardest to get YOU to let MRS Buk out--away from the sausages, pants, bacon, and scrub-board!!!