A man who can give himself a hug every day?!
Question: truely has the arms of a Gibbon.
what other silly sayings do you know?
Answers: truely has the arms of a Gibbon.
what other silly sayings do you know?
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
I don't know any..but I kinda wish I did :/
i wish I was as witty as you
Confucius says, secretary not permanent 'til screwed on corner of desk.
he has a face like a robbers dog...No? ok...i'll get my coat.....
Razzle dazzle'm
A good sh*gging stops nagging lmao
* Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
* Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
* I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
* Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead.
* Be kind to unkind people; they probably need it the most.
* Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
* It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others
* The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other
* I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem
* Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can
* The closest we will ever come to an orderly universe is a good library
* As I get older my opinions may change but not the fact that I am right.
* Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
* Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.
* There has been an alarming increase in the number of things I know nothing about.
* Hate me if you must, but please do not misunderstand me.
All of the above quotes are from Ashleigh Brilliant (1933 - ).