Out of the mouthes of babes?!
Question: Yesterday i was out grocery shopping and i saw 2 little lads sitting outside ASDA with a guy (guy fawlkes) the guy was just a head and a body, and the lads sat there and asked for "penny for the guy" so i asked the lad where the guys legs were, and his little mate said, "he lost them due to frost bite and we need money to get him a new pair" just hearing that comment made me laugh my head off so i gave them 50p each, it really cheered me up for the day because i really hate shopping, what's the funniest thing that yo have heard coming from a kid?
Answers: Yesterday i was out grocery shopping and i saw 2 little lads sitting outside ASDA with a guy (guy fawlkes) the guy was just a head and a body, and the lads sat there and asked for "penny for the guy" so i asked the lad where the guys legs were, and his little mate said, "he lost them due to frost bite and we need money to get him a new pair" just hearing that comment made me laugh my head off so i gave them 50p each, it really cheered me up for the day because i really hate shopping, what's the funniest thing that yo have heard coming from a kid?
My little cusion was chatting to Mrs Jones (she is in a wheel chair).... he says....."why you in that wheel chair?" so she replies....."because I only have one leg...." think that would be that.... he looks at her a little puzzled and says......"why dont you hop....." bearing in mind she is 90 years old....! was so funny just the innocent way he asked we were all laughing!
When I was about 3 years old, I was out with my Mother while she was hanging the laundry to dry at sunset. I had started noticing bugs flying around and glowing. I ran over to her all excited and said to her " Mommy, the bugs are turning on their headlights!" She nearly fell down laughing at me.
My daughter was 5. I had a friend come visit one day, who was very wrinkled in the face. Courtney bluntly asked her why she had so many wrinkles! Clara told told her "Because I'm old". I apologized for Courtney, and Clara goes " I am old and she asked an honest question. Don't bother about it" I did later tell Courtney that not to ask such personal questions, some people think it's rude.
I was waiting at a bus stop and there was a boy and his mum waiting there too, the boy was reading the sign saying when the buses should arrive. A bus was approaching so the sign changed to 'Due' and the little guy said it was due, and mistook due for June and started saying July, August, etc. That made the other people smile on a cold winters day.
Lol you have to give the credit for being so quick off the mark!
Can't really think of any funny things although my son has said loads.
I remember one time I dropped my hairbrush, my son said
" don't worry mummy I'll pick it up because you're too old to bend down now"
I'm only 35!
yes, a couple years ago when my little cousin was 8 we were watching tv. and they showed some clips of the gameshow Bullseye including the cartoon Bull (think his name was Bully). then a few hours later i flicked they had highlights of a Darts competition with the player Andy Fordham. who is quite a large man. at that point my cousin started shouting to me "there's Bully" (referring to andy) it was hilarious at the time
My mum said to my sister when she asked her her age that she was 103, my sister then told her teacher, my mummy is 103, the teacher said, I know just how she feels. (Gave me a laugh any way).
Well my daughter the other day told everyone she had chicken socks (chicken pox)!!!!
But the best was my son 8 yrs ago when he was 2, i was eating duck n orange sauce for my dinner and he asked me what i was eating......so i told him and asked him would you like a bit................ he looked at me, mouth open, down to the dish, back and me and said ..............what duck on the pond!!! I felt so guilty, so i told him no, thats another kind!!!!
Oops!!!!!
Yes they are so funny kids and horrers at the same time!!!!
Oh just remembered another that had a whole shop in fits.... me and my son (age 3 or 4) was in the queue. I gave him the ￡10.00 note to hold and he pointed to the picture on it and asked who it was....... i did not know so i took it from him, read it and told him it was a philospher. He looked up and shouted out..........who Ricky Martin!!!! I was motified as i loved Ricky Martin at the time - everyone looked and laughed and me got a red face!!!!!! lol
I took my son to a public washroom he was a toddler at the time!! I went to use the loo and he asked me why I didn't stand up to pee it's much easier!! I still laugh when I think about it!! The woman next door sure had a laugh!