Halloween Costume Problem...?!
Question: I promised the neighbor kid I’d help put together a devil costume but I never got over to the Wal-Mart till this afternoon. The Halloween display looked like a tornado hit it and when I asked about devil costumes I was informed that they were all sold out. I managed to get some red PJ bottoms and a red tee shirt along with a devil mask with horns but they were also out of the rubber tridents that are essential for the costume. I was about to leave when I walked past the sporting goods department and found a jumbo sized frog gig with 6” prongs.
Should I paint it red or leave it black so I can return it Thursday? I could use a couple of packs of generic cigarettes by then.
Answers: I promised the neighbor kid I’d help put together a devil costume but I never got over to the Wal-Mart till this afternoon. The Halloween display looked like a tornado hit it and when I asked about devil costumes I was informed that they were all sold out. I managed to get some red PJ bottoms and a red tee shirt along with a devil mask with horns but they were also out of the rubber tridents that are essential for the costume. I was about to leave when I walked past the sporting goods department and found a jumbo sized frog gig with 6” prongs.
Should I paint it red or leave it black so I can return it Thursday? I could use a couple of packs of generic cigarettes by then.
I had a bad feeling when little Donald came home and told me our wacky, lima bean-growing neighbor was going to help him with his costume. But I must admit, it really looks like you're giving it a lot of thought.
It really is great of you since I spend most of my time going door to door taking donations for the homeless shelter downtown. Their funds are low and they can use all the help they can get for their Booze for Bums program. It's getting cold outside, you know.
I taught him how to ask for candy by waving the flaming stick and making menacing motions with his trident. As for the lima beans they are only a cover for my other crop. Report It
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