When was the last time you had a bird crap on you?!
Question: I was 13 and my grandma took me to the big city to see the statue of liberty. She wandered off to do some shopping and I was sitting on a park bench by myself trying so hard to appear cool and nonchalant. One pooed right on my leg. I was about to climb the tree it was in and strangle it.
Answers: I was 13 and my grandma took me to the big city to see the statue of liberty. She wandered off to do some shopping and I was sitting on a park bench by myself trying so hard to appear cool and nonchalant. One pooed right on my leg. I was about to climb the tree it was in and strangle it.
no me but my aunt. we were in one of the disney parks, or mabye it was seaworld..idk but it was in florida and my aunt felt something land on her head. when she reached up to see what it was, it was bird crap! it was gross but so funny!
About three years ago. Got me right on the head. My husband and son just about wet themselves laughing.
Last night...oh wait, that wasn't a bird and it wasn't crap either. Nevermind.
Probably like 21 years ago, before my parakeet died.
Well, my friend and I were at the movies a couple years ago and some boys thought it'd be funny to pull the fire alarm and evacuate the building. So we all got our tickets back, but my dad wasn't picking us up for another hour and a half, and since he's deaf, we couldn't call him. Our other parents were at work, so we had to walk home. On top of that, we were having 'womenly' issues. Then a bird crapped on our heads. It was a big crap.
Very bad day.
This Spring. It was so gross. At least it hit my coat and not my head.
Back in 1995 I had a bird crap on me while I was walking on the beach in Southern Florida.
I never have but last time I was at the zoo, we saw this little girl in the bird aviary get hit by bird poo and she burst into tears. We did manage to hold back the laughs somehow. :)
I'm lucky, that hasn't happened to me so far
no - that is so wrong - too kinky for me - never happened
Back on January of 1998 I was on Fifth Avenue in Midtown Manhattan, in front of The Plaza Hotel heading across the street, I felt something dropped on me under the trees there, so it must have been one of those pigeons that flew over me.
Last night. I have a Cockateil, and I let it out of it's cage an hour each night. She likes sitting on my head while I watch TV, etc.
(I'm used to getting crapped on though, I'm married.)
Not on me, but I had 3 crap on my windshield when I was driving yesterday, and I didn't have any windsheild washing fluid left in my car, so I couldn't get it off. I had to drive looking through bird poop for about an hour. Needless to say, it irritated the piss out of me.