Is the Yamster omniscient?!


Question: I heard a rumor that everytime you use obscenities or things that otherwise violate the Community Guidelines, in your answers that the Yamster gets an electric shock. Sort of like Jesus dying for our sins. Is the Yamster like Jesus?

He tells us to "be a good citizen" and "avoid being mean and obscene"... I'm sure there are similar texts in the Bible, but I wouldn't know, I'm a sinner.

If you're a Christian is it blasphemy to follow the Word of the Yamster? Will you be accused and punished for worshipping false idols?

If not, will you think differently when the Yamster dies of heart failure and they preserve his remains in 24k gold?

If the Yamster is omnipotent and omniscient, can he create a question that even He, Himself cannot answer?


Answers: I heard a rumor that everytime you use obscenities or things that otherwise violate the Community Guidelines, in your answers that the Yamster gets an electric shock. Sort of like Jesus dying for our sins. Is the Yamster like Jesus?

He tells us to "be a good citizen" and "avoid being mean and obscene"... I'm sure there are similar texts in the Bible, but I wouldn't know, I'm a sinner.

If you're a Christian is it blasphemy to follow the Word of the Yamster? Will you be accused and punished for worshipping false idols?

If not, will you think differently when the Yamster dies of heart failure and they preserve his remains in 24k gold?

If the Yamster is omnipotent and omniscient, can he create a question that even He, Himself cannot answer?

I heard he was impotent!

yes

f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck
i wonder how that feels...

That's a lot of big words Ompelle. Thanks for raising the tone around here.
Yes, the Yamster is like Jesus.
*Rolls eyes*. Sure why not.

i think you are developing some sort of sick mental crush on this hampster thing. you need to step back and think about what you are feeling, and recognize that it is wrong .WRONG. ...and just pul-lease move on.

humans and hamsters will never be able to form any kind of intimate bond with out someone getting hurt in the process,and the sooner you can come to terms with that and move on with your life , the happier i will.. i mean.YOU will be.

now, a gerbil ,on the other hand,they have tails ,and i hear they can be quite gentlemanly because of it.

AND...

"1st and 3rd Person" omniscient, as well...

And because you "know too much," now...

You will be targeted for "termination..."

That's why I traveled back in time to protect you, my little "Oompa Loompa..."

Because "he" will find you...(now shouting in horrified exasperation...)

"That's ALL he does! That's ALL he does!"

"Dammit, Jim..."



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