Can you pass this stress test?!


Question: Now, be honest, scroll slowly. Don't cheat and read the answers
before
answering the questions first.

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we
grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use
it,
you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
non-loss
of intelligence.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made
your
answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.




1. What do you put in a toaster?
















Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"get up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World
However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?






















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
why
are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question
4.


4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall,Germany at the time was politically
divided
into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack
in
the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
man's land"?






















Answer: You don't bury survivors.



If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you
said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
























Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!



Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than
you


Answers: Now, be honest, scroll slowly. Don't cheat and read the answers
before
answering the questions first.

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we
grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use
it,
you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
non-loss
of intelligence.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made
your
answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.




1. What do you put in a toaster?
















Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"get up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World
However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?






















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
why
are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question
4.


4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall,Germany at the time was politically
divided
into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack
in
the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
man's land"?






















Answer: You don't bury survivors.



If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you
said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
























Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!



Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than
you

LOL! i got every question wrong o_O don't ask me why i kept on going, hah.
i didnt get the last question though.. i didnt know the name of the bus driver and i dont get why it's me o__x

edit: nvm about the last bit.. i didnt re-read the question thing xD

who cares

thats great, but for answers, the format is all wrong, you cant help but see the answers before answering.

that was good lol

Ha I got em all right my friend tried to fool me with all those questions before but he didn't get me.

this was a cool test even if i didn't pass
lol

Fantastic.....

these arnt stress tests, just riddles.
get it straight

i missed the last one .. lol

very funny.
thankfully i didn't completely fail the test.

i didnt pass the test!! i need to lie down, my head hurts!

i got all but the last two

Wow, I am soo smart, I answered virtually every question wrong, except for the 1st two. On the last one I litteraly scremed WTF. Haha, that was a nice quiz

i love that i said bread, water,green bricks yah i didnt do so well that was fun!

wow..... ok well i'll pass this on to my friends.

lmao!! i got it...funny.like you burry survivors

asking stupid quest lOL dont even know what is ur quest stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really really stupid

I kept going on.
I got the last question right though

Loved it! rotfl

WOW! and I thought I had time to kill.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

i don't get the answer. from inductive reasoning, it also can be green bricks. plus i'm not even in a stressed out condition.

Yeah, I'm a senior citizen. Please explain in more detail. Thank you.

Lol. I failed every question.

Disappointing I only got three right not as good as I thought got Cows wrong and Bus one too so not as bright as i Thought

Got me on #2 - I said "MILK" >

EXCELLENT ....WELL DONE.....YOU SHOULD BE.

haha. i so failed. i got all of them wrong except the survivors one.lol

I was fine until the last question lol

Although a nice attempt to prove your innocence and activeness. But real life is some -what more complexed and it requires only one little thing which we all do not have and this little and known thing is patience. One could conquer the world with this little thing. But no one cares.

its good. but i have to admit i fell for few of em...ure rite my mind is loaded

That was fun although its hard to not see the answers.



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