Funny t-shirt slogans?!
Question: Blessed are the cracked
for they let in the light.
Whats the best t-shirt slogan you have ever seen.
Answers: Blessed are the cracked
for they let in the light.
Whats the best t-shirt slogan you have ever seen.
I'm not a gynacaelogist but Ill havea look .
F.B.I. Female Body Inspector...LOL!!!
DONT FOLLOW ME ................. I'M LOST TOO
morning cub x x
Mr. Miagi Wax Off......LOL.....
hehhe cubs asked a Q's
Why am i so excited?, lol Ohh i dunno
Im gonna think about this one really hard, hehe
Brb,
(arrow pointing up) THE MAN
(arrow pointing down) THE LEGEND
this is not your s
do not touch or ill touch yours
No I haven't got tourettes, I think you ARE a c*nt.
Never interfere in the affairs of a dragon for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
I havent got tourettes...your just a c*nt.
Don't touch me, I'm too hot.
I'm with stupid ===>
Not funny but in the Marines I had a tee that showed two hand prints and said Hands Off Property of U.S. Marine...I loved that tee...gone for years now...lol...i was such a bad ***, when I'd wear it in the mall I'd watch people avoid walking next to me...it was funny...lol
one of my favourite T-shirts read:
I NEVER GET LOST...BECAUSE EVERYONE TELLS ME WHERE TO GO!
"I Have the Body of a God. Unfortunately the God Is Buddha"
If you think I'm a b*tch, you should see my mother! lol ^_^
it won't suck itself!
the liver is bad and must be punished
while ur reading this, i'm staring at your ****!
nosey little f ucker arn't you? ( written in really tiny writing)
if you can read this, you must be sitting on my face!
nice legs, that time to they open?
mum said i could be anything i wanted when i grew up, i chose a *****!
if you think i'm a *****, wait till you meet my mum!
Be yourself....only better!
a few actually.
i saw this one on a baby "i only cry when ugly people hold me" and "mama aint raising no fool". then there "i love my attitude problem"
just had to show you these.......http://www.sloganshirts2you.com/Slogans/...
Talk to my eyes!!
Got rid of kids...the cat was allergic!
Party, my crib, 2 am!
Pacifiers are for suckers!
Naps are the enemy!
and my fav:
Front of shirt - Mary had a little lamb
Back of shirt - Until her grandma butchered it.
''THERES AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!''
I am 30 Years old.
Can you help me over the Road.
JESUS IS A C*U*N*T
practice safe lunch use condiments
I fought anorexia and won!!
Very politically incorrect, but worn by a lady of xxxl proportions
with pride!
On a cute girls' car.
*Wanna get laid?.......
Crawl up a chook's bum and wait.*
On my car when I lived in Canberra:
*Don't vote!........
It only encourages them.*
Danny.
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<In big, bold prints> MEN ARE NOT PIGS!!
<In tiny, minuscule writing> Pigs are highly sensitive and intelligent creatures.
Please talk to my face..............
My breasts can't hear you!!! xxx
"tough guys wears pink"
Save water, drink vodka.