I am the new CEO of the Phoenix Foundation and we're recruiting, would you l!
Question: We're looking for educated and enthusiastic young people to join our flourishing scientific research think tank based in Los Angeles, USA.
Pre requisites: the ideal applicant will have a mullet hairdo or boast a smiliar bouffant style, wear outsized white trainers and paisley shirts, and be scared of heights.
They must abhor firearms and use their fists instead if ever in a combat situation, and ALWAYS carry a Swiss Army Knife and a roll or sticky tape.
Some experience of using every day items to escape the clutches of murderous bad guys in a must. Examples include making a bomb out of car battery, sealant with bars of chocolate and a rocket booster out of a flare gun.
If you fit the bill, apply here with an abbreivated CV!
Answers: We're looking for educated and enthusiastic young people to join our flourishing scientific research think tank based in Los Angeles, USA.
Pre requisites: the ideal applicant will have a mullet hairdo or boast a smiliar bouffant style, wear outsized white trainers and paisley shirts, and be scared of heights.
They must abhor firearms and use their fists instead if ever in a combat situation, and ALWAYS carry a Swiss Army Knife and a roll or sticky tape.
Some experience of using every day items to escape the clutches of murderous bad guys in a must. Examples include making a bomb out of car battery, sealant with bars of chocolate and a rocket booster out of a flare gun.
If you fit the bill, apply here with an abbreivated CV!
Gosh, that sounds like a regular lunchtime to me. I have a fantastic mullet that I like to sport with my handlebar moustache, though I do think footwear and shirts are for girls. Whatever happened to wearing just a condom & a smile? I ALWAYS carry a swiss army knife and I even carry a spare in my anus. And as for making a bomb, who needs a car battery? I've made several using just a fairy liquid bottle, some sticky black plastic and a hoover tube. Maybe an AA battery or two.
I can start tomorrow.
if you're a CEO, then your organization must be crap if you're the one doing the recruiting. have a blast! (pun intended)
i have a handbag with everything; toothpicks, handwash, sewing kit, mini paints, small pad, mobile. i could stab a mugger in the eyes with toothpicks, sew his hands together, paint a small likeness of him, phone for help, and clean my hands, job done!
if you have to post recruitments on YA theres a major problem with you and or the company so no thanks
I wanna join !