This is a SERIOUS survey....?!
Question: Ok, everybody knows that if you put grapes in the sun they become raisins right? And if you squish grapes they becomes wine. Well I can buy grapes AND raisins on food stamps. So why can I NOT buy wine? A couple of girls from online are coming for dinner and I wanna buy a bottle of the good stuff ( Boones Farm, or maybe MAd Dog 20/20) and have no cash. I argued with the manager at Piggly WIggly but he refused to give in. Have you any clue how to handle this?
Answers: Ok, everybody knows that if you put grapes in the sun they become raisins right? And if you squish grapes they becomes wine. Well I can buy grapes AND raisins on food stamps. So why can I NOT buy wine? A couple of girls from online are coming for dinner and I wanna buy a bottle of the good stuff ( Boones Farm, or maybe MAd Dog 20/20) and have no cash. I argued with the manager at Piggly WIggly but he refused to give in. Have you any clue how to handle this?
Buy the grapes...call me over...put them on the bed...when we are done rolling around on them....viola! you have wine!
Good point. Steal them. Or.....give them food stamps to me and I'll give you $$. They say that's illegal, but no one needs to know. Shhhhh......
Hehehehe?
Excellent. I have a Piggly Wiggly card. Needed it to rent videos.
Margo is my new best friend. Can we watch midget porn together? ?
kill him?
I'm only answering because you do seem SERIOUS.
Go around the corner, sell the food stamps, and come back for the wine.
(Boones Farm? On a Thursday? You ARE the man.)
How is it that you have money for a computer and internet but you need food stamps????
Sell the stamps for 75 cents on the dollar. Then go and buy wine, cigs, and porn. I like midget porn.
You had better start squishing grapes.
I hear your cries, brother!! Keep the faith and press on!! (actually you could sell food stamps then use cash to buy wine at Pigly WIggly)
I've never seen midget porn...can I join ???
Ask them why you can't buy Pepsi with food stamps while you're at it. You can buy corn syrup, carbonated water, and food coloring so I should be able to buy soda damnit!!!!
Just wait til they stop allowing us to have chips but they'll allow us to have potatoes and cooking oil!
I'll bring the wine fire up the video!!!!
you are so funny. You just have to go to the ghetto, in the heart of a crackhead neighborhood, and they will let you buy wine on foodstamps. HAHA!! Mad dog and Boones-good stuff!! HAHAHA!! I love Boonies (mmmm...snow creek berry, wild island, fuzzy navel) actually and grape maddog was the first stuff I ever got drunk on!!