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Question: ...I'll do my best to grant all wishes....
So, what is it you'd like for Christmas?


Answers: ...I'll do my best to grant all wishes....
So, what is it you'd like for Christmas?

All I want is a ball of yarn... I'd like to knit you a new hat for Christmas. Oh, and I need knitting needles too. Thank you Buk!

A nice fat candy cane will do....lol...

a cheap, easy brunette

You.

You are my god.

a Red Rider BB gun

Please Santa Buk, I need a new cattle prod for that Collie next door....

All I want for Xmas is YOU!!!

is your urine jar still available?

For it to be over and have Spring return.

PT. You know who that is....I want him all wrapped up with a special big red bow on his...............package. Thank you.....

Dear Santa: i just want you to answer my late question...and what about the shower you′ve promised?????
By the way, i′m not ambitious...just my own light aircraft, that′s all.....

I'd like some rice paper and a orange marker.

I'd like you to join my Family for Christmas dinner Buk,you & the Mrs. are more than welcome and hey I'll even make a platter of sausages in your honor...we'll leave the light on for ya..=)


*As for me...just a hug will do..=)xo

A six of Shlitz and some venison would be sweet.

One pair of medium sized ears made from unwanted labia please santa, I've been a very good boy this year.

hey i want some of your sausage thanks Buk!

Thanks, partner. All I want for Christmas is the happiness and Love. of someone who has been through so many trials and hardships. I wish her life was filled with the love that she has been denied, for most of her life. Thanks!!

Nothing big -- just -- World Peace.
Peace.

I always wanted a pencil stub with an eraser worn down to the metal, that is so small you can barely hold it.

I know youre not gonna go for this, but i once tried on your pants and they made my a** look fabulous. Am I getting them?

How about an otter ?

Santa Buk, could you travel to Iraq and bring my husband home for Christmas?? Okay, since that is next to impossible, I'll settle for a nice bottle of red wine with a fancy brown bag to hold it in? Thanks!

Can you make answers be the fun place it use to be? And oh yeah, world peace.

that porno you Johnny and Yidiot made on Halloween

*Santa Buk my request is to have my friend Seeker re-instated!

GI Joe with kung-fu grip...still waiting Santa....it's been what 30+ years or so...

a name of a good divorce lawyer and some cash to hire them.

LOL

Could I have your underpants please thank you very much Santa. If you're still in them, I don't mind at all, but they're going through the washing machine at some point. It might do you good though.

Grilled Ya mster on a stick with gravy and mashed potato for X-mas dinner, with you bellyslapping your famous rendition of
amazing grease.
I'll bring the beer.

some a dat Thunderbird, sausage tree ornaments to hang in the Motel fake plant I saw in the lobby. bird doo doo to spackle the cracks in the wall where i hit my head passing out last week

Refuse to sell your body my @ss! You charged me double for a single last week!?



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