What would you do if you got your stalker/reporter alone?!
Question: i would make them eat thier own underwear and listen to 'oops i did it again' by britney spears over and over until they admitted to the board thier undying love for me.
Answers: i would make them eat thier own underwear and listen to 'oops i did it again' by britney spears over and over until they admitted to the board thier undying love for me.
I wouldnt choose oops I didnt it again. Thats not harsh enough.
Hey hey you you i dont like you girfriend........
Nuf sed.
Ooo can I help???
my stalker just keeps hiding from me
i'd call the cops and get a restraining order right there and then
Yall have stalkers???
Actually, I had caught up with my stalker 4 real!
It was my EX-Husband, he was a really sick man!
Showed up everywhere I was, my family's houses, my workplace, my kid's schools, the mall, my divorce lawyer's office you name it he was there.
I got him really good back, I phoned him up and called him out on his threats. He kept saying that I will go back to him.
So, I called him over, letting him believe that I wannted "something". He fell for the bait, he came over to my place, and I threw him up against the wall, banged him up for once, ripped his jacket in the process, got him all bruised and bloodied up. Then told him to get the **** out of my house. He got up off the ground, trying to scoop up the last little pride he had and asked, How did you know how to do this?
I laughed and said, I've been working out at 2 in the morning at the gym, I have a personal trainer now, and he helped me to learn to do this!"
This was the only hour I could find that he actually didn't stalk me.
My Ex got out of my house and left, the next day I ran into his best friend, He told me that my Ex had gotten mugged and the **** beat out of him last night by a gang of thugs. I laughed my *** off all the way home. Told my mother that he is so full of self pride that he made up some story to save his own rep.
You see, I am a tiny little woman 5'3, 90 pounds and he is 5'10, 130 pounds, well respected guy. Why would he tell anyone that his ex-wife beat him up, he would lose face.
Fcuk em.
I would make them listen to whatever kind of music they don't like.