I decided to go to the local Nursing Home and do some charitable cheering up of !
Question: ....but do you have any idea how hard it is to give an old man a wedgie when his diaper is full??
Answers: ....but do you have any idea how hard it is to give an old man a wedgie when his diaper is full??
It is nice to see some people are truly committed to do some community service, Do you do it out of conviction, or because of a conviction ?.
I digress.....My favorite game ( and a crowd pleaser ) is a game
of musical chairs with dentures and other assorted false teeth.
I collect them in a bucket from all the old dears on the pretext they need professional cleaning,
The moment I got the bucket full of choppers with accompanying slime and goo, I give the staff the cue to bring
in the juicy steaks with jacked potatos, cream sauce, onions
and mushrooms and other mouth watering stuff.
Suddenly they all want their teeth back, and since I'm not cruel
by nature I put the bucket on the ground and tell them of course !!, go sort it out.
Pandemonium ensues, it's ugly - distasteful - and very gross.
A room full of senior citizens bickering over who's got who's
teeth in and in a hurry to get at the food is something to behold, Some have to try at least a dozen before they find a matching set ( still not necessarily their own ).
Great fun, you should try that one day..
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by pimpster spitty - Member since:
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nods try getting their teeth out
Never tried that
you're buking crazy
Go wheelchair tipping
Actually I do! I'm a nurse and have tried this. It kind of sucks.
I hate that when it happens ... you try to spread some cheer and wind up getting some nasty backsplash
uhh...yeah...and you kicked me out of your house!
the visual and audio of this scene is somewhat disturbing
What a visual that evokes. Pardon me while I go poke out my mind's eye. lol
something else... they sure hate it when you play "got your dentures" with them
And they didnt find the turkey hat amusing??? LOL
really, thats terrible....
LOL, You never stop surprising me Buk!
It seems as if Violation Free Day has been a success! Perhaps we could make it a week long holiday?!?
I tried giving an old woman a titty twister...It was twenty minutes before I realized she had 'em tucked into her stockings
you'd be surprised ...
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! But you'll find a way, Buk. Hey, where are all those old men's pants???
when i go and visit my uncle lou at pine manor nursing home, i usually blow some of his friends....but not uncle lou...that would be weird. the old guys wait for me every friday...they even save me their lime jello.
Dude, hire strippers for the old dudes. whens the last time they've seen some nice knockers? Consider it your 'community service' activity for the year. Heck, they may not need viagara anymore.
Starting a food fight would be awesome there, too. Heck, getting the strippers involved would be hot. :)
Ya gotta change him first man! Then it will hold up even if you hang him on a clothes-hook.
That's the ticket.
Um...
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but...
That WASN'T his underwear you were pulling up...
Go wheelchair tipping after dark.
Don't bother. They are not that desperate for company. They are old not retarded. You need to find other outlets for your sick humor. Do you kill small animals and bully children as well?? A Ho
Never tried that
you're buking crazy
Go wheelchair tipping
Actually I do! I'm a nurse and have tried this. It kind of sucks.
I hate that when it happens ... you try to spread some cheer and wind up getting some nasty backsplash
uhh...yeah...and you kicked me out of your house!
the visual and audio of this scene is somewhat disturbing
What a visual that evokes. Pardon me while I go poke out my mind's eye. lol
something else... they sure hate it when you play "got your dentures" with them
And they didnt find the turkey hat amusing??? LOL
really, thats terrible....
LOL, You never stop surprising me Buk!
It seems as if Violation Free Day has been a success! Perhaps we could make it a week long holiday?!?
I tried giving an old woman a titty twister...It was twenty minutes before I realized she had 'em tucked into her stockings
you'd be surprised ...
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! But you'll find a way, Buk. Hey, where are all those old men's pants???
when i go and visit my uncle lou at pine manor nursing home, i usually blow some of his friends....but not uncle lou...that would be weird. the old guys wait for me every friday...they even save me their lime jello.
Dude, hire strippers for the old dudes. whens the last time they've seen some nice knockers? Consider it your 'community service' activity for the year. Heck, they may not need viagara anymore.
Starting a food fight would be awesome there, too. Heck, getting the strippers involved would be hot. :)
Ya gotta change him first man! Then it will hold up even if you hang him on a clothes-hook.
That's the ticket.
Um...
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but...
That WASN'T his underwear you were pulling up...
Go wheelchair tipping after dark.
Don't bother. They are not that desperate for company. They are old not retarded. You need to find other outlets for your sick humor. Do you kill small animals and bully children as well?? A Ho
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