So, do I have this about right?!
Question: * At around 11AM, some worhtless reporter/toll rolls out of their filthy sleeping bag and logs on to the internet.
* After 5 minutes of animal porn, they log into Y!A.
* They search questions for "Buk"
* They start to drool on themselves.
* They have random, mostly retarded thoughts shoot through their muddled brain- ^Stupid dummy Buk^..^Thinks he's funny and stuff^..^I'll show them them!^..^My feets stink^
* After reading and not understanding The Buk Show, they hit the report button.
* The drool thickens, causing their lips to stick together.
* They scratch their head and their eyes cross.
* They crawl back into the sleeping bag for another 4 hours or so.
Answers: * At around 11AM, some worhtless reporter/toll rolls out of their filthy sleeping bag and logs on to the internet.
* After 5 minutes of animal porn, they log into Y!A.
* They search questions for "Buk"
* They start to drool on themselves.
* They have random, mostly retarded thoughts shoot through their muddled brain- ^Stupid dummy Buk^..^Thinks he's funny and stuff^..^I'll show them them!^..^My feets stink^
* After reading and not understanding The Buk Show, they hit the report button.
* The drool thickens, causing their lips to stick together.
* They scratch their head and their eyes cross.
* They crawl back into the sleeping bag for another 4 hours or so.
They work in shifts!
It's all been planned out.
They meet in secrecy in their leader's parent's basement to discuss the last episode of "24" and how to rid P&S of any of all things interesting.
We can't be having questions and answers that actually make you think or, God forbid, laugh!
What pathetic, meaningless lives they must lead!
One mistake - they watch a little more animal porn before crawling back into bed
ha ha i think you have it down to a science!!
lol. It is what you think, and they are out to get you!
You missed
* goes to the bathroom, doesn't flush or wash their hands
after them rolling out of the sleeping bag...but yep, other than that you got it dead on!!
I think you summed it up pretty well...dont forget they put on their music to drown out mommy while single handedly hit the report button...I am sure you understand why they only use one hand
That sounds about right. You left out the part where they pick their nose and wet their pants though.
Close.
11am is about right, yeah
Its not animal porn, its furry porn.
Its not just you, its all of us.
they dont just drool, they pee on themselves too
their feet dont necessarily stink, trolls take good care of their feet
again, not just you
their lips dont stick together, they blow spit bubbles and are amused. this distracts them from reporting more, but sadly there are a LOT of them.
No.
At around 11AM, some worthless reporter/toll rolls out of their filthy sleeping bag and realises that they don't own a computer and can't afford to pay for one or to pay in an internet cafe.
those moaterboating sons of b******
Pretty much right, although i do suggest a saliva thinning agent for their drooling habits.
its 7 minutes of animal porn- you know this!!
That stinks, Buk! I smell a rat, too. Anyway, would you please save me some white meat and cranberry sauce? Yum.
I take it that you got a violation. You are not alone! Roll over on your back and have someone scratch your belly, you'll feel better, maybe.
Everyone has to take a turn when it comes to violations, mine was last week so, sorry to say this is you turn.
I hope you feel better soon!
WOW!!!! That was so Beautifuly written I actually had tears streaming down my face. You are truely one of my favs here. I have been on here for almost two years or so and I have had so many accounts I don't remember there names or email adresses becasue of th no wit dummies that come on and report people. IF YOU DON'T LIKE A QUESTION DON'T ANSWER IT AND MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep...but you forgot that they do all this while wishing they could be cool too
buttholes do vex us........
That is correct. Buk, why would they pick on a lowly p&ser....they want the most loved , revered and coveted one of us and that is YOU my friend. That shows their POWER dontcha know!
I'm completely impressed and quite curious of what that is on your head there Buk.
That's it!!
You forgot about combining all the half drunk drinks into an old coffee can for a mid day cocktail.
I say you hit that button right on target!! Wonder how much he gets paid ???
It's just jealousy Buk. Their feet stink and yours don't. That would cause anyone to feel inferior.
Yep, that sounds about right. What I want to know is who gave those loosers sleeping bags?
That sounds about right or they are so jealous of what you do and that so many people like you that they want to do things to stop you. I think that's what happens. I love your questions and your shows.
Poor BUK are they after you again...?
uuuhhh... ssssure...
yes
ok what?
He/she must be those classless Indian or Canadians or maybe Italians
huh...so what was the question again?
I quit reading after the animal porn...what is your deal?!?!