What should you NOT do at the ZOO?!
Question: open the cage(s)
Answers: open the cage(s)
Feed the animals
skin the monkeys
try to jump on a tigers back.
rape animals
throw children into the lion den.
B.A. the monkey cage.
Pet the alligators.
Piss on the ploar bears!!
Rub chunky peanut butter on your privates and then stand in front of the elephants.
tease the gorillas, i've heard that they throw
crap (as in theirs) at you if you do
play with the lions
shave the monkeys
touch a poisons snake
play fetch with an alligator
yell at the zoo keeper
hug a grizzly bear
swim with the shark
put the lions and rare husky togerther
OMG this is a TRUE story and actually happened so I have to tell you about it!!
So the christian school in my town, the 4th grade i think it was, went on a field trip to the one zoo somewhere last year right, well the one mother who was helping out took her toddler along with her on the trip...well suddenly the kid goes missing so they have to put the zoo into lock down! well they eventually find the kid and for some reason the kids all wet, head to toe,clothing, backpack,everything, dripping with water! well the mom was so happy to have her kid back that she doesn't even bother to ask why he's wet, so they finish the field trip and go home. they're in their house for about an hour when the toddler comes up and says to his mom "I left my backpack in the car" so they go out and get it and the mom lifts it up and thinks 'this is really heavy, what's in it?' so she opens it and inside there was...
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a friggin penguin! her kid stole a real life, fully alive penguin! so they had to cal the zoo and they told her to keep it in the shower they'd be up the next day to pick it up!
(I wonder how that phone conversation went?)
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act like an animal LOL
tease the animals. good luck.
Spank the monkeys
Poke the animals with sticks, make funny and threating gestures at the animals, sneak into the cages, spit at people, kill the animals, kill the people, sneak in, steal from the gift shop, smoke pot in the nighttime exhibit, smoke pot, burn the animals at the petting zoo with cigs, ect
Doing the wild monkey dance(sex)in the bathrooms lol
guilty
lol
DO NOT tease or feed the animals
Feed the bears.
go alone.
feed the animals,
Please do not jump both fences at the polar bear exhibit in hopes of getting real life "close-ups."