What would you do if you came home to find a super beautiful woman naked in your!


Question: Make her do the laundry.


Answers: Make her do the laundry.

lock the door

Ask her to leave-I'm straight

Beat the sh*t out of her and my boyfriend because I know she's not there for me!!!!

get ready.It does happen quite a bit.

i would'nt be the slightest bit suprised that happens to me everyday.

freak the hell out of her and make her wish she never came! muahahaha!

scream, vomit, and tell her to leave NOW or i'll call the police. i'm not a lesbian my friend. im sorry.

wonder when i turned gay, things have been slow around here so...................

"thank you, Lord!"

Eh...nothing special...it's probably just my wife...

throw her naked *** out and my husband will have alot of explaining to do!

I'd have to apologize to her for walking into her house. I thought this was my house. Oh and by the way, mind if I join you?

ask her if she's been in my fridge at all, cause i don't want anyone eating my salami I saved last night.

Do the gentlemen thing, fix a couple of drink's and turn that Southern Charm on...........

My husband would get one hell of an a** chewing and divorce papers.

What's this stuff stuck to your sheets?

wonder what the ^$%# my son is up to now!!!

Wait for an encore performance..

im a Sith, use your imagination. -grins malevolently-

Beat the sh*t out of her of course. Then I would get my sisters over so they could beat the sh*t out of her too. Then I'd probably rip her clothes off and shove her out in the street naked as jay bird. She wants to "spread the love," I'll help her "spread the love" to the whole darn neighborhood.

Oh, wait, you already got her naked... so I wouldn't have to rip her clothes off, just shove her in the street. Maybe I would tie her to a tree, too. Yea... I'd tie her @ss to a tree.

Then I'd go find my husband.....

See now.... I wouldn't automatically assume the worse - as some women might. (Understandably, but still...) Instead, I'd lend her a robe or something, fix her some breakfast, and find out what in the hell she's doing in my bed. It's possible she has an interesting reason for being there. (Besides... Who knows? She might even be willing to share a few make-up tips!) Then, if it turns out she was brought home by my husband (boyfriend, significant other) for entertainment purposes (and, not because she was on the street with no place to sleep), she can help me (loosely) pack the losers belongings....... He's sooo OUT! No woman needs a man like that.

*EDIT.... In case the other ladies here think this is a little crazy... Consider this: Men don't always tell their involvement status to beautiful women they want to take home for the night. And, you can always beat the crap out of her later.... if you find out she knew.
Fair is fair.

start crying ... i'm already married



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