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Question: You might find this to be unbelievable and an unusual circumstance, but I am a 1 yr old cocker spaniel that requires an over abundance of affection and attention, however, ever since my mommy has found yahoo answers, I feel very neglected. Mommy does tell me shes sorry everynight before she goes to bed. BUT a little pat on the head and a kiss on the nose, just aint gettin it. I feel that if she were truly sorry, she wouldnt be treating me like a dog..I feel like getting the newspaper out and smaking her butt off the pc, if I do that, I feel like Ill be in the doghouse forever. Any advice??
Answers: You might find this to be unbelievable and an unusual circumstance, but I am a 1 yr old cocker spaniel that requires an over abundance of affection and attention, however, ever since my mommy has found yahoo answers, I feel very neglected. Mommy does tell me shes sorry everynight before she goes to bed. BUT a little pat on the head and a kiss on the nose, just aint gettin it. I feel that if she were truly sorry, she wouldnt be treating me like a dog..I feel like getting the newspaper out and smaking her butt off the pc, if I do that, I feel like Ill be in the doghouse forever. Any advice??
Well if your master only patts you on the head and a kiss on the nose ...maybe you should find a master that has a big back yard and some chew toys like a frisbee and a rubber tire ...then maybe your master would play more....sound as if you have roveranitis...get some help from the kid down the street quick....its free....
respectfully your
the saint bernard ...
Get off the computer?
You sound like a nagging B I T C H!!!! lol
Go in the corner and lick yourself............and GET OVER IT!
talk as a person. not as a dog. you must have something better to do.
go for a walk. If shes not with you then she will come find you.
This is beyond crazy cat lady...!!!
hump her leg
Tell your mom
Okay... WTF?!
just move to the doghouse and quit wasting peoples time on yahoo...let your mom do that.
Awww, well try licking her feet and being extra cute...maybe knit her a sweater...but if all else fails, come live with me I love doggies!!!
bark at night until she can speak doganese and talk to u
Sorry I am just like your mommy and my dog connor doesnt like it any more than you do. All I can say is beg for a sister or brother!!!
lol Just ask her to limit her time on the pc to an hour or two.
Best of luck on not getting kicked outside in the doghouse.
bite her
Call the Phillip Morris Talent Agency immediately. A dog that can type? At least you could get on Letterman, right?
u spend most of ur day sniffin other dogz pee so i dunno what to say
um....okay
try and get HER attention by doing cute stuff???
what the heck
nope. you're owner is neglecting. just bite her
huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
i don't get what ur trying to say?? or ask or...
dogs can talk?? its a good thing i prepared for this day! Clyde! get the IAMS cannon!
Well.... I can see you don't need typing lessons. For a dog you're pretty darned good. Maybe you should email or IM your significant owner and express your problems, since you seem to have trouble talking about it nose to nose.
OMG YOU TALK...JESUS CHRIST WTF ARE DOING HERE WHY DONT YOU TELL HER YOU FUKN THINK FOR YOURSELFER....
"accidentally" trip over a wire, "accidentally" causing the connection to go weird, if your mom is like mine, she wont be able to figure out whats wrong... which will give you some time to talk to her.
Well you sound Mentally unstable
aww..that's cute..ur in the dog house for sure if u do that! Tell her how u feel!!
come live with me!
well what are you waiting for!!! give her a good smack on the but!!!
do a trick maybe she will give you a nice juicy bone
get a cat. Kill the computer. you must like it too or you wouldnt be on here. Im sorry , honestly if you tell her how you feel and she doesnt give a damn, what does that tell you? Tell her how you feel if she doesnt care well ........... I hate to say what I would do. I would deffinately want to be with someone who enjoys my company and cares about how I feel!This web site is kinda addictive though.