Does your toaster know that you mean business?!
Question: The one I have at home never tries me like the one here at work does. And to be quite honest, I've had it up to here!
Answers: The one I have at home never tries me like the one here at work does. And to be quite honest, I've had it up to here!
Yes it watched me smash up the last one with a baseball bat ... It knows it better behave or it will be next
yes it does, I trained him well
My answering machine and ice crusher ganged up on it; it knows who the boss is now !
Take your bread elsewhere!! Your toaster is ungrateful!
I use it about 3 times a year. I don't think either of us cares much about the other. now, the microwave is another story altogether.
No! Every toaster I ever had knows I will take what I can get!! I never thought about putting my foot down though!!
yup
i've been convinced for quite some time that all toasters are possessed.
<---look at me and tell me what you think. I'll kick that toasters a@@.
my toaster knows better, so does my dishwasher, those picky cell phones are another story.
mines knows whos boss i showed it what i done to the old one
Our toaster has a really power full spring on it and when you eject the toast it nearly touches the ceiling it is aerial ballet at its finest acrobatic toast .
you need to stab its insides with a fork. That'll teach it!
... Next time he's acting up, just punch him in the throat. You gotta put him back into his place when he get testy, you know THOUGH LOVE.
I smack things on the ask to let them know I mean bidness! That's what gets my toaster, among other things, super hot!
Damn right it does....the first time the little bast*rd burned my muffin I stuck its little electric asssss in the microwave turned it on for a full minute, on high, and he has performed like a champ ever since!
Your toaster is loafing, perhaps it needs more dough for you to get a rise out of it in the yeast little way. Sorry for my crusty answer, no matter how you slice it, I am a punster. LOL
I used to work as a pilot in a bakery, but I did not like the dough, so I went on the loaf.
It does now...