May I present you with this gift?!
Question: ...it's a ceramic garden gnome that whispers mean things to me at night. I was going to drown it, but then I remembered what a good friend you were and decided that I wanted you to have it.
How will you thank me?
Answers: ...it's a ceramic garden gnome that whispers mean things to me at night. I was going to drown it, but then I remembered what a good friend you were and decided that I wanted you to have it.
How will you thank me?
Thank you sooooo much!!! If you don't mind, I'll re-gift it to a colleague of mine... Hopefully, he'll convince him to jump off a bridge...
Ummmm....no thx...
I will get you a very similar one!
thanks , u remembered my birthday ... !
oo those things are creepy...but thanks!
You keep it it's yours : )
aww,i always wanted one of those!
thanks!
ill buy you a lapdance from a nice big ol plumber
SLAP................!
that's how, did you feel it cuz your kids sure did.
I'll give you my cute little doggy....that does nothing but eat shoes, ****, and bite! >:)
I will thank you by offering a gift in return.
I have a plastic halloween ghost that you
put on the front porch and plug in.
it lights up and it looks ghoolish.
Sound fair? I could cook you a nice hot meal also.
I'll give you the evil monkey in my closet
thanks, i'll send you this fruitcake thats been in my frig since last christmas, its still good, so enjoy
In return, I will anoint you with some cheap boxed wine and incense ash flakes.
yeah I will take him. I love gnomes.