SURVEY: How do I tell my mom Im vegetarian? Shes homophobic and I am scared of h!
Question: i am not a gymnast so i don't know if i qualify to answer, what i would do is maybe cook some broccoli and put a condom on it...this will show that although you are a vegetarian you protect yourself fully so it should not matter...
Answers: i am not a gymnast so i don't know if i qualify to answer, what i would do is maybe cook some broccoli and put a condom on it...this will show that although you are a vegetarian you protect yourself fully so it should not matter...
you should freak her out then and let her think you are going to say your are coming out of the closet as a vegetarian!
Just tell her you don't want to eat meat because it gives you heart burn. She does not need to know any more than you are willing to discuss.
Tell her that you'd rather eat dog $hit than taste her cooking.
Im sure she'd be more sympathetic to that.
haha
WHAT DOES BEING A VEGETARIAN HAVE TO DO WITH HOMOPHOBIA?
ARE FRUITS GAY? SECOND THOUGHT, DONT ANSWER THAT
Bring home some raw veggies. She'll get the clue.
so what is the question??
If by vegetarian you mean you pound dudes' buttholes, make her a nice tofu stir-fry and tell her straight up that you kick it at the manhole; if she goes nuts tell her to suck on your bean curd
I told my mom i was vegetarian some years back. She was supportive about it even though she didn't want me to be one. I would just go for it.
Vegetarians, is way different from homosexuality.
So why should she care if you are vegetarian?
Just tell her this:
"Mom, I don't think it's right to eat animals. I'm simply not going to do it anymore."
And leave it at that.
Tell her, my mom is strict but is very easy person once she knows everything......be open....
Just tell her. Anyway will be fine. One thing ive learnt about mums YOUR MUM LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT and will accept you for who you are and what you eat!
she should'nt freak out,she should accept you for who you are.have a calm talk with her and tell her this is what you want to do.hope this helps,good luck!
Just tell her. If you really want to be a vegetarian, why not? It is healthy for you and good for the world as a whole. (meat production consumes a LOT of energy and creates a LOT of waste)
By the way, what does dietary choice have to do with your sexual inclinations? I don't understand.
For the record, I'm a large muscular athletic man and I'm about 90% vegetarian (which seems to make everybody uncomfortable; puritan vegitarians think I'm evil for eating any meat and meat eaters think I'm weird for not eating meat every day, but it works for me). I'm 100% heterosexual but I don't have any problem with gay people (as long as they don't try to push it on me).
Might as well tell her you're gay,give her the good news before you drop the bombshell that you're vegetarian.
What does being a vegetarian have to do with homosexuality?You know one of the most popular religions,Bhuddism,encourages people to be vegetarians from sun rise to sun set every 1st and 15th of the lunar month.Of course,being as ignorant as you probably are,you wouldn't know anything outside your comfortable little shell you call your life.
just be like mommy dearest i like my veggies and i hate meat..... then when she is in shock say no its not like that, but yes i do practice the ways of being a vegetarian, and i feel it is healthy for me and i would be oh so happy if you could accept me for this change in my life
tell her at her happiest moment when she is expecting anythig least to go wrong. At that time i bet she will be totally merry, then u tell ur mom i got to confess somethin to u and say it calmly. im sure she'll accept ur reason. Good luck!
I'm confused, if she is homophobic why would she be upset if you were a vegetarian? Those two aren't connected...
LOL! You've done it again!
What I wanna know is, does she know you have blue hair??
How does being a vegetarian and homophobia come together?
Homophobia is the fear of homosexuals. Vegetarian is an entirely different thing. I do see a large number of gays at my local health food store. I used to work at one where I had my first 2 lesbian relationships blossom over tofu salad sandwiches and carrot juice. I sure do miss Denise, she could do some amazing things in her yoga class and April made great tabouli.
just remind her how much she loves fruit salad
chop up the carrots before eating them
I'd love to live inside your mind for a day. You are a nut =)
Don't lie to your mom. your not vegetarian. You told me you eat p***y so you can't be a vegetarian!