Help urgent help needed,,,,my computer has started smoking,,,?!
Question: is 20 a day too much,,,or should it try patches?
Answers: is 20 a day too much,,,or should it try patches?
OK - now you may not believe this - but it IS true!
I used to do hotline support for one of the PC companies - I had been in & trained this particular client to always take a backup before shutting down for the night.
I took her call at 3pm on the day after the training course:
Hello, um, my computer seems to be smoking - what should I do?
Turn the power off at the wall and call the building supervisor!
But shouldn't I take a backup?
No - just turn it off and get out of the room.
But YOU told me I should never turn off before taking a backup!
By this time I am standing screaming down the phone - "For god's sake - get out of the room woman and get some help!!!"
Ho hum.
try the patches
Quick! call the Fire Department!
Patches is the way forward :)
I'd put it on the patch...that's gotta be fogging up the screen.
Switch it off quick!!
and go and have a smoke yourself.
if it is in the work place your screwed
regards x kitti x
is this a joke?
I guess it has a virus. Try Lemsip.
Stick a patch on the hard drive babes....Lol
should cut down to 10
put some water on it, quick
Don't take it into a pub or public place, you can be fined now.
If it's less than 16 years old you will have problems
If it's old enough to....why bother
Slide a little Nicorette in the floppy drive. That seems to work well.
Get it a pipe. x
Go for the patches.
Patches will not work, what you need is strong determination.
Patches & updates - very important.
You are so funny. Have a good day.
the patches don't work try throwing water on it everytime it starts to smoke (that should do it) get's the cigs all wet and unlightable.. is unlightable a word?
ha ha, very funny
Wear Tshirt Do Not Smoke...
Put her on freshmint nicorette gum the patches will only leave a nasty mark.
If your pc is old enough to smoke then you should let it, cos it won't be much use for anything else. Otherwise I'd recommend a good stern ticking off and an early bedtime without supper. Withhold pocket money until it has come to its senses.
Tell it to stop! stop! stop! its bad for its health. I say lollipops overpower patches
Cold turkey is the best way, particularly because it's so near Thanksgiving.
as long as your not having to buy them!!
You need both AND 10 Red Bulls a day.
try inputting hijklmno.