What scary thing has happened to you today?!
Question: I was walking northbound this morning at about 10 a.m. when suddenly I noticed a white, fuzzy something clinging to my black, 100% stressed cotton t-shirt sleeve. I’m like OMG and I frantically, yet discreetly tried slapping it off.
With calm panic I lunged into the intersection to head eastbound and in my delirium I tripped over the curb and flew into the window of Hooter’s, smashing my already elongated forehead gently against the pane. I blindly navigated my way for nearly a block, sweating profusely of mild scented soap.
Finally I pushed my way into the nearest Starbucks, screaming “eeew get it off me…eeew get it off me” ! Lucille the gay-friendly and very agile bean grinder did a fly kick over the counter and tackled me gracefully to the floor, smashing my arm carefully against the hard cement. The off-white clinger fell limply to the side.
I was ever-so-slightly shaken and numb, yet gulped three triple-tall espressos to calm my senses.
Anything scare you today?
Answers: I was walking northbound this morning at about 10 a.m. when suddenly I noticed a white, fuzzy something clinging to my black, 100% stressed cotton t-shirt sleeve. I’m like OMG and I frantically, yet discreetly tried slapping it off.
With calm panic I lunged into the intersection to head eastbound and in my delirium I tripped over the curb and flew into the window of Hooter’s, smashing my already elongated forehead gently against the pane. I blindly navigated my way for nearly a block, sweating profusely of mild scented soap.
Finally I pushed my way into the nearest Starbucks, screaming “eeew get it off me…eeew get it off me” ! Lucille the gay-friendly and very agile bean grinder did a fly kick over the counter and tackled me gracefully to the floor, smashing my arm carefully against the hard cement. The off-white clinger fell limply to the side.
I was ever-so-slightly shaken and numb, yet gulped three triple-tall espressos to calm my senses.
Anything scare you today?
So what was the clingy thing...you have me wondering what held on for dear life as you pitched yourself into glass windows and lunged into a Starbucks screaming like a little girl on a 15 foot water slide.- oh, the scariest thing that happened to me today was being told by the pharmacist that my son's prescription was 81.00. i almost fainted .
Not today....
.... But another time I was at a buffet and I was getting up to get food (buffet). So when I did this guy kept looking at me. His eyes followed me wherever I went (in the resturant). So I told an employee....
Since then I have never had a problem about that sort of thing.
I have less money in my checking account than I thought.
Yeah i got chased by a swan! :(
my middle finger turned blue today. how? why? i dont know
lol
That
No not as scary as that LMAO
How could I top that S#*!? I just got out of work, 10 1/2 hours. That's scary enough.
you need to start getting on quads, not triples
today was a good day for me except there was an africanized bee right my me and I'm severely allergic
Got a letter saying my mortgage payment is going from $1850 a month to $2621 a month because my taxes went up, almost had a heard attack, scared me almost to death! but there was a mistake.
i certainly can't top that. one of the dogs got out and scared the crap out of an old woman and nearly got ran over causing me to have a near panic attack but it all ended good.
I was sitting around trying to eat the green slime from my forehead when suddenly i hear 'Set the over to 350 degrees...' I looked behind myself and there were about 478654964 Rachael Ray imposters behind me. I screamed and threw a burrito containing the head of Simon Cowell at them, but they deflected it with one of George Bush's ears. I dived behind a pencil and they ran by me to embrace the Ikea sales-guy you see on TV all the time. Narrow escape......
sounds creepy. nothing scary really happend to me except last night i was waiting for a text message from a guy and finally when he dint write i went back to sleep. But at 2:00 am in the morning i woke up again somehow to check my phone and not to surprise there was nothing, and then suddenly i had tears in my eyes cause i felt alone and lonely cause i have so much drama in life and i had the hardest time going back to sleep. but when i went to school and saw friends and all i realized i wasnt alone in the end and somewhere down i will find someone special. Its not scary or anything but for some reason i felt it was a sign to something new :)
I almost got ran over by a car!
Old people should not be allowed to drive!
you already know what scary thing happened to me today lol
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That was hilarious!!
And yes, actually. My friend dropped me off at the grocery store and while I was saying thanks and bye, I was tackled from behind by a ton of little kids trying to get me to volunteer some money to an environmental cause [something about cleaning the park]. That wasn't as scary as the around 30 year old male boy scout leader who tackled me as well. Man, did that freak me out!
Wow! That was quite the adventure! The only scary thing to happen to me so far was when a bunch of mean straight guys ganged up on me in Y!A on one of my questions... They were so mean.. **sniffles and looks around shyly**
wow!!!
nope nothing like that happened
lmao good one but bad day i guess ,,,now all you need to do is top it lol
ROFL...you should write a BOOK!! That is soooo funny!
yeh...my scary thing is that I got sleepy driving so my 16 y/o son took over the wheel....I shut my eyes.
Well what was it...on your shirt I mean?
No nothing scared me today but yesterday I was at walmart and there is this small stuffed animal horse that kids can ride on and though it doesnt trot or anything its life like and can move and blink and open and close its mouth anyways and it was on this black box thing on display which was not more than 1 foot high and I walked off a row and see it for the first time and couldn't tell it was fake it was all moving its head and put it down real low and I thought it was a mean dog or something going to attack me and so I heard it making weird noises to and so I screamed so loudly and a lot of ppl turned and looked at me and I finally realized it was fake and a childrens toy :D