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Question: A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Answers: A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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This is why I like pandas the best.
saw it on Jokes and Riddles, thanks for sharing
haha
nice
Lol.
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Good one. ;)
hahahahahahah lol!!!!!!!!
I actually read the book, the one related to grammar.
LOL, I sent this one out years ago. It's still funny.
lol
haha wow....that was retarded not gonna lie....but it was so retarded i laughed....
lol haha thats funny...yeah though I feel a bit dumb because I had to keep reading the last part over and over and like 3 mins. later I got it hehe very funny :D
Haha made me giggle lol...