Do you repeatedly punch the uncooked turkey in order to tenderize it?!
Question: after I repeately punch you in the belly
Answers: after I repeately punch you in the belly
no, i do it to get in shape for my upcoming bout against Apollo Creed....
LMAO
na...i stab mine repeatedly with a very large knife...
Yeah I look like Rock hitt'n the beef !
No. Thats the time of the year i whip out the sledge hammer.
(Works better than my fists)
yes, i smack it all around.
Why are you punching my sister?
I am going to open up a can of whup butt on you.
Hi Buk!!!
Yes, you really have to beat the **** out of the turkey to tenderize it. Be sure it is already dead before you do this, though. We wouldn't want Tom Turkey to suffer.
that begs the question "how uncooked?"
if it's still gobbling look out for thosePETA folks before ya go a-swingin'!
You could do that OR put it on your head and wear it as a hat for a few days. That will do it too.
Happy Thanksgiving.
no! that's just silly!!
i use spoons and slap out a tune on the turkey.
I imagine the face of Yamster staring back at me and beat the little frigger 'till it bleeds. All for you, Buk. All for you.
Yeah. It helps to relieve a little stress from all the cooking.
No.... i drag it behind my tricycle for about 12 trips around the block....... bonus is that I get a group of curious cats following me home.
Only after I put a picture of the appropriate person on it to motivate my anger.
Nope....I just tell Judas its a sheep and let nature take its course.
I just slam dunk it on the floor a few times. Wouldn't wanna scrape my knuckles on the breastbone.
Have fun with it. Take it outside and play football with it
no i just stick it in the deep fryer after i chop its head of and pluck all the feathers
i'm going to foofoo house's to listen to cotton eye joe my favorite song
after it thaws out.
I personally don't do it. But I do wrap in plastic wrap,put it in Three Giant ZIP LOCK bags. Give it to my 4yr old Nephew and tell him to have fun. A COOKS TRICK! Killing Two Birds with one Stone. BABYSITTING & COOKING 101.
naa,gotta throw it off a ten story building to tenderize a big ol' Tom turkey.
Of course it helps to rid yourself of any pent up anger or stress you might be experiencing. Anything to make me feel better.
Yes. But one year I confused the turkey with my ex-husband. Poor fellow.
as often as i can catch it.
I usually put it on the ground and stomp the crap out of it while wearing heels.
I said it before and I'll say it again.
Washing machine on spin cycle thaws out and tenderizes at the same time ....You could try and marinate it as well if you so please.
Nah, I just play it sad songs.