After beating the crap out of the turkey in order to tenderize it, I will now we!
Question: ...until Thursday.
Why?
Answers: ...until Thursday.
Why?
Dandruff makes good seasoning I suppose.
well duh!
because you have to make sure it's thawed!
Because it looks good and smells even better.
cuz u saw someone else do it. welcome back buk! you were missed
because your the turkey king
oh man..you have a turkey on your head! Why? I don't know,you tell me.
To keep it warm. Also, the sausage taste might seep into it if you're lucky. Say, Buk, ol' buddy, you got any extra seats at the Buk table on Thursday?
After Thursday the sausage returns, right
Its decorative... and it smells good
No Buk
Please do not stick your head up my @$$
To season it, of course
Well...you certainly can't put it in your non-existent pants,now can you???
so it keeps its shape.
To defrost it !
Because on Thursday it might be a good idea to take it off your head before sticking it in the gas oven to roast it.
And on Friday it will transform into turkey sandwiches, turkey casserole, turkey jerky, etc.; doesn't set on the head quite as easily.
You lost your sausage, hat, underwear and socks in the grocery store?
I know! I know! You're making one of those beer turkeys! And instead of inserting a can of beer you're using your head!
Because it needs to 'marinate'? : )
NO!!!!!!!! Somebody told you wrong, Buk!!!!
If you wear it outdoors on your head, it will STAY FROZEN (or newly freeze)....that's not good!
You need to keep it indoors on the bottom of your fridge...where it's not too cold, so it will be ready to cook Thursday AM.
Uh, you are cooking it, right? Raw turkey is not good for us.......
why not, i ask?
To make ROOM for the STUFFING....JES, That's the NORMAL THING to do!!!!! I thought everyone knew that...
It's a family tradition.
cause you're an idiot.. and no, i'm not letting go of your hair!
NOW..that's what I calls goin' "cold turkey"!
to attract the infamous turkey vulture of course,it looks like they're relatives,lol !
Just like Momma used to make it...
What time's dinner?
good for you then you can take off that beeny or not you can throw yourself in the oven with the turkey on your head. when your all done we could have turkey and buk stuffing.yeah we will have buk stuffing and cornbread with turkey and ofcourse all the fixxxxxins
Because!
What ever happened to doing things for no reason at all but because?
cause they did it on the Friends episode and made for a great apology.. it works every time.
now, you must have been a very very bad boy to have to wear it til thursday!
It will taste better with a little sausage mixed in with it
there's no room left in the 'fridge.